I do not own Devil May Cry or any of its characters, or anything for that matter. Just this story, and the characters you don't recognize.
Dante in an unbelieveable situation:
Dante stood behind the cash register, hating the fact that there were more customers than usual. His crappy Mcdonald's job kept him from doing what he really loved: eating pizza and hitting on seemingly defenseless women. He sighed and readied himself to take an upcoming order.
"Welcome to McDonald's," and after seeing that the customer was an "appealing" looking woman, he added, "Do you want fries with that shake?"
A slap to the face answered his question.
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Im thinking of making this a story xD. Review and tell me what you think ^_^