Harry Potter's Crazy Day
Harry was in his room one day when he heard music. "Shake Shake Shake, Shake Shake. Shake your booty, Shake your booty. Harry went in to Dudley's room and saw him naked waving his ass with pimples and loads of blubber going up and down, like it was hypnotic. Harry sighed, "Another Monday morning"
Harry then walked down to the kitchen where Vernon was drinking coffee. "Petunia dear, the paper said that shit has been jumping out of the toilet and doing the robot". "That's not so peculiar dear" said Petunia, who was an alcoholic.
"What the bloody hell?" asked Harry when he got to Hogwarts. "yes I'm the real shady, yes im the real shady all you other slim.huh what's everybody looking at?" "Dumbledore, why are you in the building wearing a red satin thong????" asked a first year. "Uh, I thought I was invisible" said Dumbledore who was also drunk.
Just then Snape burst in and yelled, "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!" House elves then ran into the room in baggy pants and head bands with Dobby in the lead carrying a boom box in his shoulder, lets get jiggy with it" he yelled and everyone jumped up and started dancing.
Bloody hell muttered Ron but he jumped up with everyone else and started doing a three-way grind with Neville and McGonagall. Malfoy jumped onto the slytherin table and yelled "I love Gryffindors!!
"Didn't see that one coming" thought Harry. Just then Gred and Forge (george and fred) followed draco's lead by jumping onto the gryffindor table and started singing , "He lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!" come on everybody, say it with me.
But then Voldemort barged into the great hall with an army of death eaters. Harry picked up his wand an started to curse Voldemort but before he could voldemort started singing "Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high" Instantly everyone in the hall began singing with him turning themselves into voldemorts's evil minons.
'Just the typical hogwarts day' thought harry.
Harry was in his room one day when he heard music. "Shake Shake Shake, Shake Shake. Shake your booty, Shake your booty. Harry went in to Dudley's room and saw him naked waving his ass with pimples and loads of blubber going up and down, like it was hypnotic. Harry sighed, "Another Monday morning"
Harry then walked down to the kitchen where Vernon was drinking coffee. "Petunia dear, the paper said that shit has been jumping out of the toilet and doing the robot". "That's not so peculiar dear" said Petunia, who was an alcoholic.
"What the bloody hell?" asked Harry when he got to Hogwarts. "yes I'm the real shady, yes im the real shady all you other slim.huh what's everybody looking at?" "Dumbledore, why are you in the building wearing a red satin thong????" asked a first year. "Uh, I thought I was invisible" said Dumbledore who was also drunk.
Just then Snape burst in and yelled, "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!" House elves then ran into the room in baggy pants and head bands with Dobby in the lead carrying a boom box in his shoulder, lets get jiggy with it" he yelled and everyone jumped up and started dancing.
Bloody hell muttered Ron but he jumped up with everyone else and started doing a three-way grind with Neville and McGonagall. Malfoy jumped onto the slytherin table and yelled "I love Gryffindors!!
"Didn't see that one coming" thought Harry. Just then Gred and Forge (george and fred) followed draco's lead by jumping onto the gryffindor table and started singing , "He lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!" come on everybody, say it with me.
But then Voldemort barged into the great hall with an army of death eaters. Harry picked up his wand an started to curse Voldemort but before he could voldemort started singing "Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high" Instantly everyone in the hall began singing with him turning themselves into voldemorts's evil minons.
'Just the typical hogwarts day' thought harry.