Summery: The spirit of konoha takes a liking to Naruto.
Story: konoha becomes self aware and decides to train Naruto, and takes the form of a woman.
other things: No slash. Starts after he failed the genin exam the second time. Naruto Must be good but can be gray (as in looking out for himself. someone who doesn't gave a damn but will do what's right because he knows it's right). Must be sarcastic and have a sense of humor. Should be smart. Sasuke can NOT be good. No hinata bashing.
parings: Naruto may be paired with any female in his age group (ranging from five above and five below.) If harem Hinata most be in the harem.
optional: Sasuke Bashing. Sakura good, evil, stupid and foolish. Sakura Bashing.
everything else is up to the author.