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Based on MuseAmusant's The Petulant Poetess, Saturday Night Drabble prompt: 3. A drunken wizard finds himself at war with a particularly aggressive band of garden gnomes.
Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue
It was only when he found himself sprawled face down in the damp loam of the garden bed and staring into the beady eyes of what appeared to be one hundred very angry potatoes that Severus understood that the last drink had been a bad idea.
Pressing his hands into the soft soil, he braced himself against the dizzy whirling of the world, wishing that time would freeze and then turn back. As they attacked, as he cried out, as the light from within the house flickered to life, he knew only one thought: Hermione is going to kill me!