What if a Pokémon nerd plays monster hunter…(part 1?)
Fighting Royal Ludroth with Rathalos weapons, he would say. "Dude he's a water type, he's going to be resistance to fire attacks." Shut up! Your Pokémon science does not apply to the world of monster hunter!
Fighting Sand Barioth with Lagiacrus weapons, he would say…"What? But how can a ground type be weak against electric attacks. Even if he's a flying type, its ground capabilities will cancel out electrical weakness. An example would be gliscor where he's part ground and flying…" Shut up! Your Pokémon science does not apply to the world of monster hunter!
Fighting Steel Uragaan or Rust Duramboros with Gigginox weapons, he would say…"Nonsense, a steel type that can get poisoned? That is not real a steel type. It shouldn't even affect them at all." Shut up! Your Pokémon science does not apply to the world of monster hunter!
Seeing Steel Uragaan using rollout everywhere…"Fuck, its Whitney's miltank all over again!"
Seeing Gigginox getting poisoned, he would say…"But how can a poison type Pokémon (note the word usage of Pokémon instead of monster) be poisoned?" Shut up! Your Pokémon science does not apply to the world of monster hunter!
Fighting Qurupeco with water weapons, he would say. "Shouldn't the ice type weapons be better than water weapons, he is after all a flying type." Shut up!Who cares if your Pokémon science works here!