This a continuation of my part 1 DUH! :) I left off when Monica ran out of her apartment crying when Chandler came into the room with Janice, his ex girlfriend.
Chandler's plan was very screwed up. He and Janice had been together ever since he and Monica had. He always went places with Janice when Monica was somewhere alse or not in town. Now, he would actually have to think of an excuse. He thought about making up a stroy about how Janice was on the....strret...yeah that sounds good....he'll use that!
So Chandler ran...no slowed down to a walk....he walked after Monica. He found her in the corner of Central Perk crying. Now was is time to "apologize" he figured he'd do it so that she'd actually believe him. He thought for a while and then went in. He started talking to her.
"Monica, I found Janice on the..street and she was crying just like.....like, like you are, and I asked her what was wrong and she said that her boyfriend named....uhhh....ummmmm....Jooooooe...Joe yeah Joe ..uhh...beat her up! I felt kinda bad so I took her into the apartment I was going to....ummm...comfort her until she calmed down." Chyandler ran through that and that was the worst lie he's ever told and he thought she was gonna not believe it when she said..
"REALLY?? I love you, Chandler!"
"You do??....ummm....yeah, so do I!....I think."
"You think?"
"Oh, did I say that out loud? I meant.....I think that we should go for lunch!"
"OK."
So they started to go when Chandler remembered about Janice. He told Monica that he would go get her. He told her to get the table while he got Janice from the apartment. He went up and things got ( you know) and he totally frogot about Monica for about ann hour, when Monica opened the door to the bedroom to find a very .......unpleasant sight.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Chandler's plan was very screwed up. He and Janice had been together ever since he and Monica had. He always went places with Janice when Monica was somewhere alse or not in town. Now, he would actually have to think of an excuse. He thought about making up a stroy about how Janice was on the....strret...yeah that sounds good....he'll use that!
So Chandler ran...no slowed down to a walk....he walked after Monica. He found her in the corner of Central Perk crying. Now was is time to "apologize" he figured he'd do it so that she'd actually believe him. He thought for a while and then went in. He started talking to her.
"Monica, I found Janice on the..street and she was crying just like.....like, like you are, and I asked her what was wrong and she said that her boyfriend named....uhhh....ummmmm....Jooooooe...Joe yeah Joe ..uhh...beat her up! I felt kinda bad so I took her into the apartment I was going to....ummm...comfort her until she calmed down." Chyandler ran through that and that was the worst lie he's ever told and he thought she was gonna not believe it when she said..
"REALLY?? I love you, Chandler!"
"You do??....ummm....yeah, so do I!....I think."
"You think?"
"Oh, did I say that out loud? I meant.....I think that we should go for lunch!"
"OK."
So they started to go when Chandler remembered about Janice. He told Monica that he would go get her. He told her to get the table while he got Janice from the apartment. He went up and things got ( you know) and he totally frogot about Monica for about ann hour, when Monica opened the door to the bedroom to find a very .......unpleasant sight.
TO BE CONTINUED...