Rules for room 194
I am making these rules as need be. Don't make me have to fill this poster within a day.
1. Do not, under any circumstances, make Delilah cry.
2. On a similar note: James, violence is never the answer.
3. Samuel, what did I say about making Delilah cry?
4. George, Samuel is not your minion.
5. No Spaceballs references. WHY ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING THAT MOVIE! YOU GUYS ARE FIVE YEARS OLD!
6. Alex, a quote is a type of reference. There are no loopholes.
7. Ignore Alex, loopholes are just a myth.
8. Do not make bungee cords and jump off the roof.
9. The roof is off limits. Yes, Seriously. How do you even get up there?
10. Alex, pulling Thomas' hair is not a way to grab his attention. I don't care if it works.
11. Peggy and Hercules, spying on your classmates during naptime is not allowed.
12. Fire is for warmth during winter. Not for torturing each other.
13. Why are James and Aaron the only two sane people in the class?
14. NEVER take food from Delilah.
15. On a completely unrelated note, No biting.
16. Setting the school on fire is strictly prohibited.
17. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL! GEORGE, GIVE THIS VICIOUS, RABID PACK ANIMAL HER TMNT PLUSHIES BACK!
18. No battalions, George.
19. Lafayette. No. Water. Pistols.
20. No duels. Ever.
21. No candy. The LAST thing we need is John on a sugar high.
22. No taking Delilah's journal. She will cut you.
23. KEEP ALL SHARP OBJECTS AWAY FROM DELILAH!