Hey, this is my first story on fanfiction. Please leave comments. XD Also, I do not own any of the characters, but I wish i did...


It was a perfectly normal day. I was in Book Off, reading a Naruto book. It was the part where Kakuzu was getting killed by Kakashi. Kakashi is just awesome. Only the Akatsuki are a whole lot better than him. I wandered aimlessly, wondering how much was it. I prayed to god that I really wanted the book. Naruto was just awesome.

Dear God,

I really want the book. Naruto is so awesome. You know what? I wish I was a shinobi.

If you're there, please do something. I'm really broke.

Amen

Now I wish God was busy. But when I opened my eyes, It was the same exact place where Kakuzu was being killed. Except no one was here, and I was a kid

O.o

Where was I? It was so familiar, that's when I saw the book. It was still in my hands. The same setting.

God was really alive.

Screw it.

I started panicking. If I was in this world, I had no home, no place to go, no idea of where I was. Why did god make me come here? Oh wait, I wanted to be a shinobi... I was screwed. I started praying again. Yes. To God. Now I knew he was there.

Dear God,

Now I don't want the book, I want to be back on Planet Earth.

Please send help.

Amen

I opened my eyes. Guess what?

God was busy.

Except Sasuke was now in front of me. Yes Sasuke Uchiha. Grrrrrr. Okay God. Why SASUKE? He's my least favorite character, He's so self centered, and Naruto is way better than him. Yes. I know. Sorry fan girls.

"Hey! Can you direct me to Konoha?" I asked.

"... Hn" He replied.

He pisses me off "I asked a question." I grumbled.

"... Hn"

"FUCK YOU BASTARD! Where is Naruto then?" I screamed. I just got so pissed. Yes I know. I'm a bad person.

He had a kunai at my throat "I am not a bastard. Do Not Ever Say That." Whoah. He can control his fury. *

I blinked. "You better get away" I rasped.

He glared. "Why should I?"

I blinked again. Not able to answer. Damn Him. He IS a bastard! I realized his face. He was really young.

This must be the first book. Or something.

"No really-where is Konoha-I'm lost." I stammered.

"...Hn." I wish I had a Kunai. But He must've said to follow him cuz he turned around and started walking.

I followed.


"... Nice House" from the bottom of my heart

"... Hn" Smack him. smack him. smack him. I didn't. I'm so proud of myself.

I sighed. "Umm, can I got ot the Hokage? I have a few... questions for... him." I muttered. I needed to know something. I needed a teacher. I needed a guide.

I needed help. Oh god.

Sasuke was silent. I just noticed.

"... I never saw you around. Are you new?" Thanks for just noticing.

"Yes I am. Want to know where I come from? It's a totally normal, different place then here. But I'm totally cool... Sort of..." I blabbered. Oh god, Lisa, SHUT UP!

I saw Sasuke just dozing. ... Screw him. Smack him. smack-SMACK.

"... Hn." Sasuke was awake now. rubbing the side of his face.

Say it hurts. Come ON! I wanted to hurt him. He was pissing the hell out of me.

"... I'll take you to the Hokage then. Just promise to never smack me." I stared at him. That'll be one hard promise to keep.

"umm, I don't think so. Maybe...?" I murmured.

He smirked. "...Hn!" ... Did he just snort? God.

I scowled at him.

This is gonna be hard.