Welp That's My Mama, by Dickfart
"Nyahahaaahhahnyaaahaaaahaaaa," said Peter, while Quagmire twisted his nipples.
"Oh, that's nasty," said Cleveland, as Joe poked around in his prostate.
"WHY ARE YOU ALL NAKED IN MY HOUSE?" said Carter, pointing a gun at all of them.
"Meg did it," said Peter, and the nasty men all ran away.
"Waitaminute," said Carter, calling his grand daughter.
"Hello?"
"Meg, did you take on the appearance of your father and three of his friends and have an orgy in my house?"
"Eww, no!" said Meg. Then she hung up and did her homework.
"I see," said Carter, his eyes becoming slits.
This was worse than that time he was covered in butter and a bunch of penguins chased him the penguins.
Cut to a scene of Carter losing all of his clothes getting pecked at.
"Mother of god..."
He used all of his money to launch nuclear missiles into the core of the earth, blowing everything and everyone up, leaving not one single trace.
It was a crazier weekend than free breadstick day at Olive Garden.
Cut to a scene of Peter laying under a conveyor belt as bread sticks fall into his mouth.