Super Salty American Dad

by Happy Dickfart

Just some brief peaks at the general happenings of all those zany little denizens of Langley Falls.

Steve Goes to School, by Dickfart

There was but one day that Steve Smith woke up in the morning. He got out of bed, took a shower, put on his clothes, and went to school.

"Hi Snot. Hi Akiko. Hi Toshi. Hi Barry."

"Watashi no o shiri, saru no fakku o taberu," said Toshi.

"That means 'Eat my ass, monkey fuck,'" said Akiko, and everyone shared a heartfelt laugh. What a wonderful day this was turning out to be.

Later that day, Steve suddenly tripped down some stairs and cracked his neck. Then Roger stole $20 out of his wallet.