"Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble II"
Rated T for mild language and a whole lot of 'wrestling
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with WWE, TNA, ROH, NJPW, Lucha Underground, CZW and Northeast Wrestling. And I sure as heck don't own the following included. These include Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, Starz, Hasbro, Mattel, Sega, Nintendo, Microsoft, DC, Marvel, Namco Bandai, Capcom, SNK, Konami, Tecmo, WB Games, Warner Bros., Sony Entertainment, 20th Century Fox, CW, FX, AMC, EA Sports, YouTube, Schulz, DreamWorks, Square Enix, etc. Those I don't own. Anyway, me and Jeff Hardy Fan VR1 were granted permission by The Extreme Brony to help carry on the MASFRR legacy. So this will be our little gift to him as we bring you and him, the 2nd Annual Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
P.S.: If anyone's asking, this is in no relation to LordRyuTJ's Fanfiction Royal Rumble series. This is totally different, so regardless, have fun and enjoy.
P.P.S.: Let's pretend Monday Night RAW wasn't airing on this day, and this MASFRR2 was held on the 4th of July.
Chapter 1: The Pre-Show Promos
Scene 1:
Vince McMahon and The Authority are backstage talking strategies until Kakashi Hatake, Naruto's sensei, showed up and started glaring at the Chairman.
"Well well well, Kakashi Hatake, I'm glad you're here," Vince smirked. "Ready to draw your number for the Rumble?"
"Believe me, Vince, I'm not alone." Kakashi said, shaking his head.
Suddenly, two of Kakashi's students, Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno, appeared alongside his sensei. Shikamaru Nara also appeared alongside his friends, much to Seth Rollins's dismay. The Authority's mood went from cheerful to somber at a matter of minutes.
"Oh great, looks like Kakashi's babysitting some brats with him." Rollins snarled.
"Oh, shut up, skunkbutt!" Naruto said, shouting at Rollins. "Me and my friends still haven't forgotten what you said about Shikamaru's dead sensei! If you weren't hurt, we'd make you pay!"
"Oh, spare me the sob story and draw your numbers." Seth scoffed as Naruto, Shikamaru and Kakashi were taking turns drawing separate numbers.
When it got to Shikamaru's turn however, he got the most shocking number of them all:
#1
Obviously, in Shikamaru's case, this was payback from the Authority in response of Shikamaru eliminating Rollins from the last Rumble. The owner of the Shadow Possession was less than thrilled to be honest.
"Oh, great..." Shikamaru whispered to himself. "I got number one."
But just then, he heard Naruto talking to him.
"Here, Shikamaru, you take my number instead." The spiky-haired ninja suggested.
"Naruto, you're giving me your higher number for the rumble?" Shikamaru gasped.
"Sure," Naruto nodded in return. "Believe me, if I can go longer without a bowl of ramen, I can go longer in the Rumble."
With determination flowing inside him, Naruto pointed right to the Authority in deep anger.
"Ya hear me Vince, Authority?" The ninja replied, "I'm gonna take the #1 entrant, go on to win this match and make the whole Leaf Nation proud. Believe it!"
Displaying quite the smirk, Kakashi said to the chairman, "That's the confidence that Naruto has to win it tonight, Vince. Like it or not, it'll happen tonight."
"Kakashi, Naruto, let me tell both of you something." Vince spoke with his anger rising up ten-fold. "There is no chance in hell that you Naruto or anyone from the Leaf Nation are going to win the Mega All Star FanFiction Royal Rumble. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! Believe that!
As all the members of Team Kakashi left the room, Kakashi flips the bird on Vince.
Scene 2:
Naruto is backstage in the locker room area preparing for the match coming up, as his follow teammates Sakura & Sai who are not in the Rumble came up to him.
"Naruto, are you sure about taking the #1 entrant?" Sakura replied, feeling a little worried. "You know you have to go up against 399 other competitors to win this match."
"It's worth the risk I have to take," Naruto nodded. "Let's not forget back in 1995, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels had the #1 entrant, lasting through the whole match and won by eliminating The British Bulldog last."
"I'm not a fan of pro wrestling, but I can be sure that Shawn Michaels was a real risk taker." Sai replied.
"I know, thats why he's called The Showstopper for a reason," Naruto nodded over to Sai, "I just gotta unleash the inner Showstopper in me and I should make it in just fine."
"I hope you can, Naruto. good luck." Sakura nodded, before giving Naruto a kiss on the cheek.
After that kiss, Naruto then left the room to head to the ring.
Scene 3:
Fellow Leaf Nation ninjas Kiba Inuzuka, Ino Yamanaka and Rock Lee were all getting prepared for their first Royal Rumble match as Naruto approached his friends.
"Hey Naruto, how's it going, bro?" Kiba said before fist bumping him.
"Not much," Naruto shrugged a bit. "Managed to switch my number with Shikamaru's, so he can spare the worst of the damage."
"We've heard that you got #1 entrant for the Royal Rumble," Ino said, overhearing them. "That means you have to outlast 399 other competitors to win, inculding us."
"I know what I'm capable of," Naruto nodded to Ino. "We've gotta make sure the rest of the Authority doesn't win all of this."
"I'm already making sure that my target is set on taking out Triple H." Lee replied.
"You guys might not know this, but Vince McMahon has announced that he's giving out $1,000,000 to anyone who can eliminate me from the Rumble." Naruto told them carefully.
"I wouldn't trust Vinnie Mac one damn bit." Kiba said, shaking his head.
"That's a fact, not to mention their so-called golden boy Seth Rollins disrespected both Shikamaru and the legend of Asuma-Sensei." Ino said before forming her hands into fists.
"Well, there is one good thing about this year's Rumble," Lee replied, taping his hands up. "At least Seth Rollins isn't in the match."
"Good, I'm glad he's not." Naruto nodded in relief. "I swear he's trouble than he's worth. Well, wish me luck everyone. I know I will to the both of you."
"No problem, Naruto. We've got your back tonight." Kiba said, taking in another fist bump.
As Naruto left and headed to the ring, Kiba, Ino and Lee continued talking to one another.
"I'm telling you one guy that's pissing me off," Kiba smirked. "His nickname begins with Y2 and ends with Jackass."
"I love to smack him upside his brain if you ask me..." Ino muttered while cracking her knuckles.
"Same here!" Lee nodded in unison. "He's always thinks he's better then everyone."
"I can't wait to get a bite out of him," Kiba smirked again. "Y2Jackass won't know what hit him!"
Before Kiba could talk more smack, Chris Jericho approached them looking pissed off as usual.
"Where in the hell do you even get off?" Jericho said, snarling at the three. "You know, you're just like AJ Styles. Just a wannabe has-been who wishes they could be like me, but they're not."
"Is that so, huh?" Kiba scoffed. "Big talk from one of the biggest jackasses in WWE history. If I know anything about you, Jericho, you'll turn on anyone who outshines you."
I knew it, you're just like AJ," Jericho smirked. "The similar difference between you and AJ is that you and your friends deserve to get buried together."
"Oh, really?" Kiba scoffed again. "Let me tell you something, Y2Jackass: You might say you've changed from the old Chris Jericho, but if you ask me, you're no different then what you look like from 2001 to 2010. The only difference from my opinion is, you're still an asshole."
"And you're still an idiot," Jericho snarled at Kiba's face close-up. "At the end of the night, I will show everyone in the Rumble that I am the best in the world at what I do. Do you understand what I'm saying to you right-"
Before Jericho could manage to say that last word, Ino managed to cut him off rudely.
"Hey Jericho, if you're going to be an asshole, then why don't you just get the hell out of here already?" Ino fired back.
"Yeah!" Rock nodded to Jericho. We've already got our sights set on winning the Rumble, and we don't need a asshole like you adding pressure on us."
Jericho knew he couldn't keep this verbal fight going on much longer. So he gave up for now.
"This isn't over!" Chris said with teeth gritting in anger.
With that, Jericho left.
However, as Chris Jericho was leaving...
*BAAAAAM!*
Wendell Ruckus from Gamer's Guide To Pretty Much Everything came out of nowhere and tackled Jericho to the floor, knocking him out for the time-being!
"REKT!" Wendell shouted to Jericho.
And then, he looked to Kiba and the crew.
"Don't worry, you can have some of him too," The teenager smirked. "I just wanted to do that for fun."
Suddenly, Wendell left out of sight, leaving Rock, Ino and Kiba speechless.
"What in the hell was that?" Ino said to Kiba.
"I don't know and basically, I don't care. Let's just keep training." Kiba shrugged.
Scene 4:
Vince McMahon is in his office, texting someone important before Alejandro and Heather from Total Drama showed up to meet him.
"Alejandro and Heather, just the two I needed to see." Mr. McMahon smirked. "I hope you're ready to draw your numbers."
"Gracias Mr. McMahon," Alejandro said, shaking Mr. McMahon's hand. "We promise you tonight that Naruto will be eliminated and do whatever it takes to make it happen."
"I can arrange that for sure, Mr. Burromuerto." Mr. McMahon nodded in unison.
With that settled, Vince started rolling the gold container full of Rumble numbers.
"I'm not lying, this is a pretty big raffle." Vince chuckled over to the Latin lover.
"There's another thing you wanna know, sir." Alejandro clearly explained. "Heather & I already got an alliance and a trap that'll both take Naruto out of the game."
"Well, whatever it is, I can't wait to see it."
Finally, Vince stopped the raffle, opening the lid for both Alejandro and Heather to draw their number. The evil couple both smiled evilly in delight, seeing the number they have drawn together.
"Well senorita, tonight's our time to win big money..." Alejandro smirked as he and Heather left the locker room.
Scene 5:
Matt Hardy and his posse, which consisted of Tyrus, Rockstar Spud, his wife Reby and his son Maxel, are walking backstage where they suddenly bump into the team of Kyo Kusanagi, Mai Shiranui and Terry Bogard.
"Could you excuse me, internet nobodies?" Matt groaned. "We're trying to walk to the ring here."
"Heh, says the man who got Swanton Bombed by his own brother." Kyo smirked.
"Excuse me?" Matt gasped angrily. "I refuse to have a hack like you bring up that pitiful excuse known as Jeff. I am superior to him in every way!"
"Superior? HA!" Mai chuckled. "That only thing that's superior about you is your big mouth."
Annoyed by Mai's name calling, Matt's wife Reby, stepped in front of the big-chested ninja.
"You don't talk to my husband like that, you big bimbo!" Reby snapped. "He is the 'Iconic' Matt Hardy, and you should refer to him as such!"
"Iconic? More like Idiotic!" Mai scoffed. "That's what he is nowadays. He's nothing more than an idiot."
"Come again?" Reby scoffed back.
You heard me," nodded Mai. "Your husband always has to run behind Mr. Potato Head and that fat baby turtle he hangs out with like the coward he is!"
"BURN!" Kyo said, laughing at the trio!
"That's a good one, Mai!" Terry said, high-fiving the ninja.
However, Rockstar Spud decided to step in the fracas, standing up to the flame-bringing Kyo Kusanagi.
"How dare you three insult the Iconic Matt Hardy like that!" Spud snarled. "If I was an inch taller, I would give you a London-sized thrashing!"
"Ooh, help me, I'm getting owned by Billy Idol with frickin' bulimia." Kyo said, feigning fear before getting very serious. Listen, you little potato, I choose my words carefully if I were you..."
Just to prove a point, Kyo drew his family's signature flame across his hand to scare Rockstar Spud out of his slacks.
"Otherwise, I might peel you off and turn you into french fries." Kyo smirked, finishing his statement.
"Sounds like you've got flamed!" Terry smirked at Spud.
Meanwhile, Tyrus decided to step in himself.
"I dare you to make one more insult about my friends," threatened Tyrus. "I promise you, what you'll see in the ring will be nothing compared to what I do to you."
"Don't worry, we wouldn't say that to anyone who does nothing but live in the shadows of those he looks after." Terry shrugged with a smirk. "You name it, EC3 and your little goatee-wearing dork. For the way I see it, you're nothing but a fat little puppet. That's what you've always been your life.
"Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Kyo said, holding his laughter.
"Okay, that's it!" Tyrus said, charging right after him.
But before he could lay out the first punch, he was stopped by both Matt Hardy and Spud.
"Tyrus, get a hold of it!" Matt shouted at him. "Those three ain't worth it! Save it for the Rumble!"
"You three have just crossed the line!" Spud shouted at the trio.
"Hey Spud, are you OK?" Terry smirked.
"What's it to ya?" The Brit raised his eyebrow.
However, when he said that...
*BOOM!*
Terry punched Spud so hard, nearly sending him through a wall just a mile away. Both Matt, Reby and Tyrus were in total shock seeing this occur. With Spud knocked out unconscious, Terry took his hat and threw it right in the air.
"OK!" He shouted before leaving with Kyo and Mai.
Scene 6:
Dante was at his locker room, polishing his signature gun for keeps.
"Heh, so far, it's looking good already..." The devil hunter smirked.
While he was still polishing his weapon, a voice crept up behind him.
"Mmmm, that's some heat you got packing there..."
Finding out where this voice was coming from, Dante turned around to see Morrigan Aensland from "Darkstalkers" standing before him.
"Thanks, I'm a master when it comes to handling firearms." Dante smirked.
"I bet you are..." Morrigan smirked. "I also love that big sword of yours."
"Yeah, it is that big," Dante smiled. "This thing beside me slays the greatest of demons and brings down enemies who flat out annoy the hell out of me."
"Silly, I wasn't talking about that thing..." Morrigan smirked, referring to his sword.
However, it was clear to Dante that Morrigan was talking about a different kind of 'sword'. Whatever it meant, Dante was getting turned on by Morrigan's seductive flirting. But before they could 'get down' with each other, Rusev and Lana walked in and interrupted them.
"Hey, you two," Rusev replied. "Out of my locker room. It's for real men like me."
"What a minute, when the hell is this ever your locker room?" Dante said.
"It said so in the doorway," Rusev replied. "So if you know what is good for you, you'll leave right now. Or prepare to be crushed!"
"I'll leave when I frickin' feel like it." Dante smirked as he wrapped his arm around Morrigan's waist. "Besides, this is America, where you're free to live anywhere you want. This ain't your home anymore. Where do you really live by the way? Greece!?"
"I'm from Bulgaria, and I'll have you two demons know that your country's freedom shouldn't be." Rusev said.
"Just like your onion breath shouldn't be anywhere around me," Dante smirked. "No wonder your girl's always attracted to your fish stench."
"Shut the hell up, you repuslive demon man." Lana shouted. "And the same goes for this air-headed freak with wings." She smirked, referring to Morrigan.
"Excuse me?" The succubus said in a offended way.
"You heard me," Lana sneered. "Or should I remind it to a bloodsucking waste of space once again like yourself?"
"Is that so, bitch?" Morrigan responed.
"I beg your pardon?" Lana said.
"You heard what I said! Some big talk from a so-called Russian bride who last year slept with almost half the WWE roster and if you ask how I know this, Dolph Ziggler told this to everyone. So if you ask me, you're more of a bigger blood-sucking Russian whore." Morrigan smirked reffering to Lana.
Gasping in surprise, Lana tried to slap Morrigan in the face, only for the succubus to block her slap.
But then...
*SMACK!*
Morrigan ended up slapping Lana in return, which knocked the Ravishing Russian to the floor.
Lana tried to charge after the green-haired vixen, but Rusev held her back.
"Lana, stop!" Rusev shouted. "They are not worth our time! Let me take care of them in the ring!"
"Come on Morrigan, let's not waste our energy on these Russian assholes." Dante said as they both left the locker room.
After they were gone, Rusev went back to comfort Lana.
"It's about time they were gone." The Bulgarian Brute said, patting her fiancee on the shoulder.
Rusev then went over to his bag that was strangely sitting right in the upper left corner. He opened up, only to realize his bag smelled quite funny.
"WHO PEED IN MY GYM BAG?!" Rusev shouted in rage.
Scene 7:
Stephen Quire aka The Freakout Kid was making his way through backstage with his mom Jennifer, his dad David and his brother Jack. They were walking through backstage area checking out a lot of people that was competing in the rumble. Stephen had a nasty glare on his face, looks at many of the contestants with such disdain. He was shooting out nasty looks Charlie & Alan Harper, Darkwing Duck, Barret Wallace, Wendy Corduroy, Dipper Pines, Rainbow Dash, Austin Moon and his girlfriend Ally, Liv and Maddie Rooney, Tyler James, Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Daring Charming, Raven Queen, Leonard Hofstadter, Sheldon Cooper, Patrick Star, Bender, Seinfeld, Homer Simpson, Peter, Leon Kennedy, Jill Valatine, Chun Li, Ryu, Gambit, Wolverine, Christie Monteiro, The Eds and anyone he can stare at.
To be honest, Stephen and his family were freaked out by all these different people there (or freaks in his mind as he calls them). While Stephen went to get his number for the Rumble, Deadpool noticed him immediately, and went up to him.
"Hey, I know who you are!" Deadpool said to Quire.
"You do?" Stephen said, raising his eyebrow. "I'm surprisingly flattered and creeped out at the same time..."
"You're that freakout kid on YouTube, I love your videos man! I would like to kno, are your videos real or fake?" Deadpool said to Quire.
"OH MY GOD! Can't I go one day without anyone asking my about my freakouts?" Stephen shouted.
"Oh sweet! I'm seeing one right now!" Deadpool said, shrieking like a fangirl.
"Sir, you don't need to get our son all worked up right now." said Jennifer.
"You need to get out of here!" said David as they were holding Stephen back before he could go berzerk.
"Oh cool, now I'm being warned by his parents!" Deadpool squealed. "Greatest day of my f***ing life!"
"Look what you've done now!" Stephen said to Deadpool.
"Come on man, you'll face my brother in the match tonight." Jack said.
"Aw come on, can't I at least have an autograph?" Deadpool asked as he handed Stephen a piece of paper for him to sign.
"NO!" Stephen shouted as he slapped the paper away.
"Ouch!" Deadpool yelped. "You didn't have to be that harsh! Geez, talk about a sore spot!"
Just like that, Deadpool walked away so he could bother somebody else.
However, Stephen didn't take that insult very likely.
"Oh, I'm a sore spot? Look who's talking, you freaking pervert." Stephen shouted.
Suddenly, he had everyone looking at him right away, noticing him as the freakout kid on YouTube.
"Sounds like you got spotlight, son!" Deadpool said.
"What the hell are you all looking at?" Stephen yelled at many of the contestants that were all watching this, many of them pulled out their phones and some pulled out cameras. Stephen then shouts, "Stop staring at me and turn those cameras and phones off!"
"All right, Stephen! Yell at us some more!" Rainbow Dash replied with a smirk.
"Hey man, sounds like you've got a lot of fans here!" Deadpool shouted at Stephen.
Stephen then grabbed an apple and threw it at Deadpool, but he missed the shot. He then starts throwing more things to get everyone, including Deadpool, to go away.
"Sweet! Now he's throwing stuff! Classic Stephen!" Tyler smirked.
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FUCKERS!" Stephen shouted as he continued to throw food at people, which hit a few, and some that ended up pissing off some people.
"Sounds like you've got your work cut out for ya." said Deadpool as he joined in on it.
"Ok, that was so not cool of him to hit me like that!" Wolverine growled as he brought his claws out. "Forget the event, I'm gonna kick that kid's ass right here and now!"
"Whoa, you get the hell back man." Shouted David as he got in to keep Wolverine from hurting his son.
"You all leave me alone!" Stephen shouted as he tried to get away from these people, but yet they still had their phones and cameras recording this.
"You all don't need to get in the middle of this." Shouted Jennifer, who were telling them to go away.
"Well, maybe he should've never came here in the first place!" Wolverine growled at them.
"Whoa, settle down there Wolverine, save your energy for the match." Said Gambit as him and Psylocke were holding Wolverine back.
A lot of people got involved in this, while Stephen continued his freakout. Yet many people continued to record this.
"Come on people get out, your ruining the night for us!" Shout David.
"Fine, your son sucks anyway..." Charlie scowled as he left. And surprisingly, so did half of the crowd (whom were still pissed at Stephen for throwing stuff at them). But figuring out that they weren't yet tired of making Stephen's life a little hell, they didn't leave at all.
"Will the rest of you people not get involved in this?" Jack shouted to everyone.
Stephen got so upset by everyone with their phones and cameras recording this, that he started swinging at a lot of them, knocking their phones down.
"This is so crazy!" Dipper said while record this on camera.
"Give me that fuckin' camera." shouted Stephen as he then took the camera out of Dipper's hands and threw it at the wall.
"Oh s**t!" Bridgette yells.
"Whiteboy's gone frickin' apes**t!" Barret cringed on behalf.
Stephen continued his freakout once more, while his parents and brother tried to get everyone to leave.
"Ay caramba!" Bart Simpson said.
Suddenly DJ, Wendy, Leonard, Heath Burns, Monty and Apple all ran in and tried to hold Stephen back and calm down, but he continued to resist.
"You're frickin' off the deep end, man!" Monty replied.
"C'mon, that's far enough!" Apple said to Steven also.
"GET THE HELL OFF ME!" Stephen yelled as the group were still trying hold him back.
"Hey guys, get off my brother. Let him go!" Jack said.
"We're gonna need a straight jacket!" Heath cried out.
"Maybe something tighter than a straight jacket!" Wendy replied in the middle of Heath's statement.
"Somebody call a mentalist before he hurts someone!" Leonard cried out.
"Dude, you seriously need to calm down man." DJ said to Stephen.
"GET OFF ME!" Stpehen yells as he pushed all of them off him.
"You don't need to get in the middle of this!" Jennifer said, shouting to DJ, Wendy, Leonard, Heath, Monty and Apple.
"What's wrong with you people?" Daivd says to everyone.
Suddenly, WWE's resident Sheriff, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin came in and finally shut things up between everyone.
"ENOUGH!" Stone Cold yelled, finally breaking the silence between them. "Now I don't know which sumbitch started this, but don't make me whip all of y'all asses! You got that? All of you, save your energy and excisement for the Rumble." He yelled, warning everbody to calm down and stop. "I mean it, anyone else who starts another riot just like last time will not be in the Rumble match tonight. And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold says so!"
Getting their mind right, Stone Cold left while keeping an eye on the entrants.
Stephen finally calmed down while he still had a dirty look on his face.
"Come on bro, these jerks are not worth it." Jack said to Stephen.
"Let's go Stephen, let's go!" David said to his son as they all left.
"Fine..." Stephen scowled as he finally left behind his family.
As the Quire family were heading to Stephen's locker room, they saw that Deadpool was still following them.
"Hey dude, would you please leave us alone?" Jack says to Deadpool.
"Awww, you're no fun..." Deadpool mumbled as he left him alone.
"Cut it out! Get out of here... get out of here, now! Go!" Jennifer said.
"Come on there!" Deadpool said.
"You better get the hell out of here." said David as they were heading into Stephen's locker room.
"I know where you live, kid." Deadpool shouted to Stephen. "Your family's a buncha f***ots anyway."
"Yeah, but like that, you did it right to my ass." Stephen shouted back to Deadpool, who started flipping him off.
Yikes, Stephen just can't seem to take pressure well, I'll tell ya that.
Anyway, now that the pre-show segments are done, the opening show is sure gonna be something else next chapter! So don't miss out on what's to come! Until then, feedbacks are welcome! PEACE!