Disclaimer I do not own homestuck, therefore I am not a god
Jade Harley woke up with an aching hangover. Last night was John and Vriska's wedding. Adjusting to the light she realized something. One, she was naked and two...wait was that dave?!
shit
she silently collected her clothes from around the room
please don't wake up. please just think it was a dream.
But Jade, This isnt a dream. This is real freaking life.
She left in a heartbeat of that catastrophe. Dave Strider however noticed the emptiness on his left side. Sliding his shades on he then realized.
wasn't there the raven hair chick...nah must just be a dream or some shit.
His phone rang giving a ear piercing sound.
yup one too many drinks
"what do you want" dave answered in a monotone pitched voice
"Dave! you missed the breakfast! It was sooo awkward!" John's voice called through
"egbert please dont yell you're giving me a headache."
"considering you drank every shot given to you.."
Dave chuckled.
"seriously, how many babes did i pic-" dave's phone died right before he could finish. though something caught his eyes. A pair of Round glasses
weird...