The Adventures of Super Heero!
A/N: Well, hullo there! Heero/Hiro/any-other-spelling-of-his-name is (c) to all the mega spiffy people who made Mobile Suit Gundam Wing possible! (doesn't want to miss anyone out)
I was on a sugar high when I wrote this ... gomen. ^_^;;;
Look, in the sky! Is it an overgrown bird? Is it a helicopter? No! It's SUPER HEERO!
Heero: I'm the man, with the plan! Justice is good, evil is bad! (does a little Great Saiyaman style dance)
With his super amazing powers of running (ooo!), jumping (ooo!) and shooting stuff with his handgun (aaa!), he nearly always saves the day!
Duo: With the help of his loyal sidekick, Shinigami!
Heero: Shut it, baka! This is MY show!
Duo: Hmph...
Whenever a building's on fire, he goes to the nearest phonebox and calls the firefighters!
Heero: That's me, all right! *^_^*
Duo: And I give them the address of the fire!
Heero: Don't make me beat you with a stick...
Whenever a cat's stuck in a tree, he shoots it, therefore removing it!
Heero: Cats are a health hazard!
Duo: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitty! ;_;
(Heero gets out a stick and begins to beat Duo about the head with it, before realising that the camera is still on him.)
Heero: Hehe (hides the stick behind his back), he likes it when I do that. ^_^;;;
Duo: Owie... x_x
If there's a bank robbery, he shouts heroic words at the robbers!
Heero: Like, Stop, you fiends!
Duo: (has a big lump on his head) And, I paid good money for this cape and now that's it been torn, I demand my money back!
Heero: Duuuuuo... (brandishes the stick)
Duo: (whimpers in fear)
Heero: That's better. ^_^
He stares death in the face every day!
Heero: I stared at a poster advertising Halloween merchandise once, it had a picture of the Grim Reaper on it! I stared death in the face and lived! *^_^*
Duo: (quickly snatches the stick away) Are you really a hero, Heero?
Heero: (growls) Well, of course I am! I have a spiffy cape! ^_^V
Duo: ...
He's so cool that you HAVE to buy his stuff!
Heero: My action figure, priced at a mere $50.00, says three phrases and has a cape that you can take on and off, thanks to the power of velcro!
Duo: I didn't even get a lunchbox. ;_;
Heero: That's because no one likes you! Hey kids, tell your parents to buy my super duper lunchbox, because it has my face on it! ^_^
Duo: (starts to cry)
Heero: He's crying because when he got to the store, all of my stuff was sold out! ;_;
Doncha just adore him, children? He'll be signing all of his merchandise in water based ink pens that we got at the We Sell Cheap Junk' store at the Mega Cheap Mall tomorrow from 7am to 7.15am!
Heero: Peace shall prevail, war shall fail! Buy my merchandise or I'll kill you!
Duo: That didn't rhyme. o_o
Heero: What is this? Tiny Tot Education Hour?
Duo: Yeah! Now then kids...(holds up Heero's stick)...what colour is this?
Heero: I want my stick back nooow! -_-x
Duo: That's right, kids! It's azure! You all deserve a pat on the back. ^_^
(elsewhere...)
Relena: This is quality TV! It's a good thing I'm recording it on my super-duper-really-expensive-VCR-with-digital-sound-and-picture-quality so that I can watch my darling Heero anytime I want! =^_^=