Title: Prisoners of the House of Elrond
Author: Becky Greenleaf
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Insane rabid fangirls arrives in Middle-Earth and kidnaps several members of the population of Middle-Earth and holds them captive at the House of Lord Elrond.
WARNING: Yep this is a Mary Sue. Missy and I are the girls in this story.
Author's Note: The idea for this fic came and bugged me and WOULD NOT leave my innocent little mind alone so I'm writing. Enjoy! And I wouldn't mind a review (or a thousand.)
Chapter 1: Making off with Aragorn
"Dartho guin Berian. Rych le ad tolthathon," Aragorn told Arwen putting Frodo up onto Asfaloth.
"Hon mabathon. Rochon ellint im," Arwen replied.
"Andelu i ven," Aragorn protested.
At that moment there was a loud whinnying nearby. Aragorn and Arwen jumped and drew their swords.
A large white horse rode into the clearing, a little girl hanging on to the reigns for dear life. Behind her sat another petrified girl.
The hobbits even Frodo lifted their heads and stared at them in amazement.
The girls waved cheerfully at them and threw bars of candy which sent the hobbits scampering.
"Who are you?" Aragorn asked, debating whether or not their looked harmful.
Then the girl who was holding onto the reigns looked at Aragorn and she screamed hysterically. That caused the other to look up and the two screamed simultaneously.
With a war cry, the girl regained control of the horse and rode forward with great speed.
The second girl pulled a lasso out of her pack and as she was passing she threw it and it tied around Aragorn. She tossed him up in front of her on the horse.
The second girl tied his hands and feet and the first stuffed a gag over his mouth.
"Hey!" Arwen cried. "That's my beloved!"
"So long suckers!" the girl holding the reigns giggled maniacally and rode off into the night giggling.
"That's my Estel!" Arwen cried, leaping up onto Asfaloth to give chase but it was too late. She'd already lost sight of the girls.
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"Mmfffnn!!" Aragorn grumbled into his gag.
"What was that Aragorn dear?" the first girl asked.
"I think we should take off his gag," the second girl suggested.
"Oh right," the girl removed Aragorn's gag. "Hey!!"
"Who are you? Where are you taking me? Why have you kidnapped me? Release me this instant!" Aragorn demanded but he was in no position to move as they had taken his sword and his bow and arrows. His feet and hands were still bound and he would have fallen off the horse had the second girl not grasped him tightly.
"So sorry dear," the first girl said. "I am Becky. How do you do?"
"I'm Missy. We're cousins!" Missy said.
"And to answer your other questions in the proper order: we are taking you to Rivendell, we have kidnapped you because we love you and no we ARE NOT releasing you. Sorry!" Becky said, urging the horse on faster. Being Mary- Sues they had horses stronger than Glorfindel's Asfaloth. In a matter of hours they'd reach Rivendell.
*Ah Lord Elrond!* thought Aragorn in relief. *Someone shall save me*
Becky smiled at him as though reading his thoughts. "No my sweet. Lord Elrond has given us consent to use his house."
"Yes," Missy said, holding up a sheet of parchment. "Your foster father has sold you for a XL size Milk Chocolate Cadbury bar."
"What?" Aragorn exclaimed in horror.
"Don't worry dear. We're very nice people. Aren't we Missy?" Becky smiled at her cousin.
"Very," Missy said and they both eyed Aragorn evilly and smile.
"May the Valar save me!" Aragorn cried aloud.
Moments later they rode into Rivendell and in front of the House of Elrond. Before Aragorn could protest the girls dragged him off the horse. They held their hands over his mouth and towed him into the house.
In the Hall of Fire they met Lord Elrond who was waiting for them.
"Here! Quick!" Lord Elrond handed them a key. "It's on the twelfth floor."
Becky tossed him his payment and he quickly disappeared without a glance at Aragorn.
"I can't believe he'd do that to me!" Aragorn whimpered. "His own foster son!"
"You are marrying his daughter and sending the poor man er Elf to Valinor where he will be all by himself are you not?!!" Becky said.
"Well yeah but." Aragorn trailed off.
"Don't you worry your greasy little head," Missy said. "He doesn't really know what he's doing. It's those herbs we keep slipping him in all his food."
"Missy!" Becky chided.
"Oops," Missy said and the two cousins dragged Aragorn silently up the many winding stairs in the pitch dark of the night.
They finally arrived at the twelfth floor and found Room 108. They unlocked it and tossed him in headfirst.
Missy lit a candle and Aragorn gazed around the room. He'd never been to the twelfth floor all the years he'd lived here. Elrond had permitted no one near the floor except himself and the Lady Celebrían when she had been here.
Aragorn could see why. The room was huge and spacious although it lacked windows. There were several king-sized beds and mattresses and many piles of cushions on the floor.
In the corner of the room there was a large vanity table but the table was covered with an assortment of large bottles filled with odd colored liquids and many packages of brightly colored items.
The only thing about the room that didn't look all that friendly was the pile of Lothlórien rope coiled up in the corner.
"W-w-what's that for?" Aragorn asked, eying the rope with a frightened look.
"What do you think?" Missy replied grabbing a coil of rope and coming over to his side. "Okay what do we tie him to while we're gone?"
"I'm thinking we tie him to the bedposts. The vanity table will come down if he tries to free himself," Becky said and with an evil smirk wrapped a piece of rope around his left hand while Missy bound his right.
Then they tied the separate ends to the bedpost.
"Now his feet," Missy said and she bound together his feet with several coils and then tied the ends to the bottom bedposts.
"Oh and his gag!" Becky said and she tied several used socks around Aragorn's mouth. Aragorn sputtered and fought against his restraints but he couldn't free himself.
"Good. very good," Becky said. "C'mon. we gotta go kidnap Haldir and then go for my shweet Legolas!"
"Enjoy your stay Aragorn!" Missy said and with that the cousins skipped out the door.
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Well what did you think? Do you think I should continue? Leave me a note in your review ;)
Author: Becky Greenleaf
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Insane rabid fangirls arrives in Middle-Earth and kidnaps several members of the population of Middle-Earth and holds them captive at the House of Lord Elrond.
WARNING: Yep this is a Mary Sue. Missy and I are the girls in this story.
Author's Note: The idea for this fic came and bugged me and WOULD NOT leave my innocent little mind alone so I'm writing. Enjoy! And I wouldn't mind a review (or a thousand.)
Chapter 1: Making off with Aragorn
"Dartho guin Berian. Rych le ad tolthathon," Aragorn told Arwen putting Frodo up onto Asfaloth.
"Hon mabathon. Rochon ellint im," Arwen replied.
"Andelu i ven," Aragorn protested.
At that moment there was a loud whinnying nearby. Aragorn and Arwen jumped and drew their swords.
A large white horse rode into the clearing, a little girl hanging on to the reigns for dear life. Behind her sat another petrified girl.
The hobbits even Frodo lifted their heads and stared at them in amazement.
The girls waved cheerfully at them and threw bars of candy which sent the hobbits scampering.
"Who are you?" Aragorn asked, debating whether or not their looked harmful.
Then the girl who was holding onto the reigns looked at Aragorn and she screamed hysterically. That caused the other to look up and the two screamed simultaneously.
With a war cry, the girl regained control of the horse and rode forward with great speed.
The second girl pulled a lasso out of her pack and as she was passing she threw it and it tied around Aragorn. She tossed him up in front of her on the horse.
The second girl tied his hands and feet and the first stuffed a gag over his mouth.
"Hey!" Arwen cried. "That's my beloved!"
"So long suckers!" the girl holding the reigns giggled maniacally and rode off into the night giggling.
"That's my Estel!" Arwen cried, leaping up onto Asfaloth to give chase but it was too late. She'd already lost sight of the girls.
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"Mmfffnn!!" Aragorn grumbled into his gag.
"What was that Aragorn dear?" the first girl asked.
"I think we should take off his gag," the second girl suggested.
"Oh right," the girl removed Aragorn's gag. "Hey!!"
"Who are you? Where are you taking me? Why have you kidnapped me? Release me this instant!" Aragorn demanded but he was in no position to move as they had taken his sword and his bow and arrows. His feet and hands were still bound and he would have fallen off the horse had the second girl not grasped him tightly.
"So sorry dear," the first girl said. "I am Becky. How do you do?"
"I'm Missy. We're cousins!" Missy said.
"And to answer your other questions in the proper order: we are taking you to Rivendell, we have kidnapped you because we love you and no we ARE NOT releasing you. Sorry!" Becky said, urging the horse on faster. Being Mary- Sues they had horses stronger than Glorfindel's Asfaloth. In a matter of hours they'd reach Rivendell.
*Ah Lord Elrond!* thought Aragorn in relief. *Someone shall save me*
Becky smiled at him as though reading his thoughts. "No my sweet. Lord Elrond has given us consent to use his house."
"Yes," Missy said, holding up a sheet of parchment. "Your foster father has sold you for a XL size Milk Chocolate Cadbury bar."
"What?" Aragorn exclaimed in horror.
"Don't worry dear. We're very nice people. Aren't we Missy?" Becky smiled at her cousin.
"Very," Missy said and they both eyed Aragorn evilly and smile.
"May the Valar save me!" Aragorn cried aloud.
Moments later they rode into Rivendell and in front of the House of Elrond. Before Aragorn could protest the girls dragged him off the horse. They held their hands over his mouth and towed him into the house.
In the Hall of Fire they met Lord Elrond who was waiting for them.
"Here! Quick!" Lord Elrond handed them a key. "It's on the twelfth floor."
Becky tossed him his payment and he quickly disappeared without a glance at Aragorn.
"I can't believe he'd do that to me!" Aragorn whimpered. "His own foster son!"
"You are marrying his daughter and sending the poor man er Elf to Valinor where he will be all by himself are you not?!!" Becky said.
"Well yeah but." Aragorn trailed off.
"Don't you worry your greasy little head," Missy said. "He doesn't really know what he's doing. It's those herbs we keep slipping him in all his food."
"Missy!" Becky chided.
"Oops," Missy said and the two cousins dragged Aragorn silently up the many winding stairs in the pitch dark of the night.
They finally arrived at the twelfth floor and found Room 108. They unlocked it and tossed him in headfirst.
Missy lit a candle and Aragorn gazed around the room. He'd never been to the twelfth floor all the years he'd lived here. Elrond had permitted no one near the floor except himself and the Lady Celebrían when she had been here.
Aragorn could see why. The room was huge and spacious although it lacked windows. There were several king-sized beds and mattresses and many piles of cushions on the floor.
In the corner of the room there was a large vanity table but the table was covered with an assortment of large bottles filled with odd colored liquids and many packages of brightly colored items.
The only thing about the room that didn't look all that friendly was the pile of Lothlórien rope coiled up in the corner.
"W-w-what's that for?" Aragorn asked, eying the rope with a frightened look.
"What do you think?" Missy replied grabbing a coil of rope and coming over to his side. "Okay what do we tie him to while we're gone?"
"I'm thinking we tie him to the bedposts. The vanity table will come down if he tries to free himself," Becky said and with an evil smirk wrapped a piece of rope around his left hand while Missy bound his right.
Then they tied the separate ends to the bedpost.
"Now his feet," Missy said and she bound together his feet with several coils and then tied the ends to the bottom bedposts.
"Oh and his gag!" Becky said and she tied several used socks around Aragorn's mouth. Aragorn sputtered and fought against his restraints but he couldn't free himself.
"Good. very good," Becky said. "C'mon. we gotta go kidnap Haldir and then go for my shweet Legolas!"
"Enjoy your stay Aragorn!" Missy said and with that the cousins skipped out the door.
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Well what did you think? Do you think I should continue? Leave me a note in your review ;)