FullMetal Alchemist: How It REALLY Is

by Toxicated-Cupcake

A generalized parody-type-thing about what REALLY happens at Eastern HQ. :D Please R&R! And no, this isn't quite like a written abridged series... It kinda follows a story xD

1. Hello, Readers!

Hello readers. Welcome to FullMetal Alchemist: The really real behind the scenes.

Contained within are more or less spoofs of the series, manga and anime alike. I do not –unfortunately- own these characters, names, places, the dog, ect.

I will update on a chapterly basis, and on YOUR interactivity with me. :D I like hearing from you guys! Two reviews will give you a new chapter. Two. Twooooo liiiitle reviews. I can't wait. Feel free to leave me some random ideas; I'm up for everything.

Do know, if you are a Roy fan, he does get picked on a lot in here. I also HATE Riza Hawkeye. I get my revenge upon her soon enough. Ed gets picked on too, but Roy's… TTHHHP! gets mauled. A lot. Poor Roy… But it's because we love him! D:

DO NOT DOUBT ME! I SHALL WRITE THIS FIC WITH… DETERMINATION AND PRIDE! :D

That's all for now.

Do wait for Chapter 1: The First