AZUMANGA STAR WARS DAIOH
by Pokedigjedi
Chapter 1
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it has most of the azumanga daioh characters you love in it with cameos from other non azumanga daioh characters in it ranging from full on appearances to just mentioned only characters ranging from those that I like and those I dislike
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It is…. the era of great Jedi masters such as Satele Shan albeit in another universe...
In this galaxy a nightmare of a Sith lives he is a masked figure whose face, well let's just say only a very few have seen it and lived to tell about it, as he
only takes off his helmet when it is either knocked off or when he decides his opponent deserves to see his true face before he kills them! Survivors have described his face
as a cross between Sith pureblood, with the skin of a Rattataki, and the eyes of an imperial Zabrak only bloodshot red with yellow pupils, and his battling skills have been compare to that of a one man army, though many believe he is even stronger than what he lets on and that he holds back to prolong his opponents suffering. His fellow Sith
fear him however it is clear that he has no interest in gaining more power only in conquering and fighting, a fellow Sith with a similar mentality named Darth Malgus described him as a monster that must be slain for his maniacal and brutal antics! The name of this Sith is Darth Malacard and he has the entire galaxy afraid of him the only
reason the Emperor has never done anything about it is because he can tell Malacard has no interest in gaining more power, however, even the Emperor has acknowledge that he is far too dangerous to control for long and fully intended to executed him after he has no more need for him.
But before he was able to do so the Emperor was slain by the Republic Zabrack Hero of Tython Blasilver.
Blasilver then acknowledging that Darth Malacard and the Dread Masters had nothing to control them now went out to pursue them all mainly Malacard as a brave SIS agent found out Malacard was seeking an apprentice from both neutral and Republic owned systems! Due to his belief that it would be too easy to get an apprentice from the
Imperial owned systems, the reason he believe this no one knows though it more than likely had something do with Imperial law declaring that all force-sensitives found within their territory MUST be trained as Sith or be executed!
A prophesy was recently fore told by the Jedi counsel that a team of 10 Jedi would defeat him and that these Jedi would a meet and befriend each other at the
same location although Malacard found out about the prophesy from a dark Jedi he was all too overly confident and smug that he could alter his fate .
Malacard is now in neutral territory where he is slowly coming to a location that he not only believes will alter this prophesy but grant him a new apprentice…
Meanwhile at a school on a neutral aligned planet named Tantooinee 6 girls were hanging out pondering there future consisting 5, 14 year olds and a 10 year old child prodigy. The tallest of the girls though normally quiet and shy spoke out first. "Hmmm I wonder what if there are any planets out there in which I can become a veterinarian on?" She asked. One of her friends a girl with brown hair and glasses named Yomi responded "probably Sakaki."
"Personally I wouldn't mind becoming a Jedi knight!" said their hyperactive friend Tomo. The next of the girls Kagura then blurted out "OH YEAH THAT
WOULD BE AWSOME!" the other 2 girls a somewhat air headed and very eccentric girl named Ayumu "Osaka" Kasaga and the red headed child prodigy Chio just remained quiet and smiled at their fellow friends excitable nature.
Osaka then asked "but don't you have to be force-sensitive to become one?" which was impressive of her due to her normal air headed tendencies and
surprised and mildly disappointed Tomo and then said with unsurprisingly just as spirit as ever "true but who cares do you think they will at
least train a non-force-sensitive how to use a lightsaber?!" Yomi replied with a sigh "not likely considering those weapons are pretty much sacred to them
and besides chances are you will wind up cutting off your own arm." Tomo though irritated said "I refuse to believe that we just need to find a Jedi who is
willing to teach!" Kagura then pointed out "you could ask either Yukari or Kurosawa remember that they are Jedi masters sent here cause they wanted to help the planet"
True story there folks Jedi masters Yukari Tanizaki and Minamo "Nyamo" Kurosawa came to the planet to teach some of the kids there and to help build up and support Tantooinee limited military (due to the severe lack of the galaxy wide war happening there for unknown reasons) in case the Sith were to
invade it. Tomo then thought about it for a while but decided against it do to a rumor going around that while Yukari and Minamo were Jedi masters they were still considered to be among the underdogs of the Jedi order. Yomi finding out about her decision told her "well your lost they won't be here forever."
Tomo then said in a rude manner "I am sure other Jedi will come dummy!" Yomi now ticked off began pulling on her face and yelling "you're the stupid one!" Kagura watching this fight go on between friends said cooly "could be worst she could join the Sith." That sent chills down every ones spines even
though Tomo wasn't necessarily the nicest person around the idea of falling down such a dark path scared even her. Tomo with a mildly and
uncharacteristically scared toned in her voice "uh can we change subjects now?" "su-ure" said Kagura equally scared at the mere thought of one of them become Sith even though of it was her idea to say it agreed.
1 month later the Republic came and swarmed the planet in a defensive manner Nyamo noticing this asked her fellow Jedi via hologram "what is going on?"
even the normally not caring Yukari wanted to know, the Jedi who responded grand master Satele Shan told calmly but sternly "an entire Sith armada is
heading there lead by Darth Malacard you must be prepared to defend yourselves and the planet at all cost!" both of the Jedi masters instantly froze and a
look of horror came across their faces after a brief moment of silence Yukari asked Nyamo " Nyamo does he know?" "know what?!" asked Satele Nyamo
took a deep breath and said first to Yukari "I told you not to use that nickname at school or in front of our superiors!" then to Satele " we have discovered 8 force-sensitive here all going to the same school and they are good friends with one another!" Satele became quiet then said "wish you would have told me
sooner we could have gotten them off of that planet before he came to it!" "Why?" asked Yukari who then immediately reminded herself of the ONLY reason Malacard would come to Tantooinee! "He-he is going to turn one of them into his apprentice isn't he?!" said Yukari in a panicked tone. "Yes we can't let
him succeed I heard he already has 1 person he is training to truly become his apprentice!" said Nyamo "we don't know how much truth there is in that rumor yet but I agree we must stop him or he will turn one of those 8 force-sensitives into Sith or worse all of them!" Satele replied.
Two of the eight force-sensitives named Kaorin and Chihiro were easy enough to find, due to the fact they were still on the planet and were hanging out at a random café, whereas the other six were hanging out on the planet's orbiting space station checking out the zoo it had on it, for those of you wondering yes that particular planet is just that odd. Kaorin said to the Narrator "hey stay on topic and quit talking to the audience!" the Narrator replied "considering
I am one part narrating and another part writing this story that is not going to happen, so be quiet shorty and let me write out this dang story or so help me I will kill you off before it's over!" Kaorin then nervously said "okay I'll be good…" then I the Narrator said "good girl, sorry folks I shall be getting back on topic now." The other six were none
other than Sakaki, Chiyo, Osaka, Yomi, Kagura, and Tomo, making matters worse they were completely unaware of the danger heading their way non-stop! Darth Malacard observing the space station from his flagship eyed the space station with glee undoubtedly sensing the presence of the six force-sensitives there, he chuckled in a disturbing
and maniacal fashion and said in his usual creepy monotone voice which was made worse due to the fact his helmet gave his voice a mechanical sound to it "I am sensing that I shall be gaining a new apprentice soon, head to that space station distract the planet and Republic. How? Bombard it slaughter everyone in your way if you have to just make sure no one interrupts me when I am on
that space station!" Malacard no doubt planned to get himself a new apprentice even if it killed him for once he has set his mind on something nothing can stop him unless he losses interest which almost never happened. The rest of Malacard's armada revealed itself and for the two Jedi masters, and all of the
soldiers on the planet below were shocked by the sheer size of it, although they had prepared for an armada to invade the planet they were not expecting one this large! "He-he is going to stop at nothing to get his hands on one of the force-sensitives here is he?" ask Yukari although she already knew the
answer the horror at his determination shocked her to the core. "I fear not my old friend" said Nyamo in a disappointed fashion, she was honestly hoping to
repel his forces but now it's apparent that it's not going to happen. "We must get the force-sensitvies off this planet immediately!" Nyamo exclaimed "I agree with you but how are we going to sneak them off with AN ENTIRE ARMADA HOVERING OVERHEAD!" Yukari said clearly freaking out she clearly had
no interest in fighting the dreaded Malacard, especially after hearing about his reputation and do to the fact that she herself had fought him herself once
and that nearly costed her life the only reason she is alive is because the Jedi master Blasilver came in the nick of time to repel him Malacard not interested in continuing a fight that he might lose retreated despite nearly losing to Jedi master Blasilver his pride refused to let him believe that Blasilver defeated
him based on skill and as such believed that it was a fluke. Still the Jedi were successful in not giving Malacard the time of day to get an apprentice, although according to rumor he was already molding someone into becoming his apprentice, meanwhile on the space station the staff there alerted to
Malacard's presence blared the alarms telling everyone there to evacuate as the Empire was on its way. Republic troopers came to escort everyone to
safety but in the panic and confusion some people were accidently separated from their groups including the six force-sensitives. "Ouch, hey watch it" screamed Tomo it only took about two seconds for her to realize that she just got separated from her group of friends. "Oh no!" she said in a nervous tone.
It took about an hour but the Republic troops managed to get everyone to safety, or so they thought, Tomo who had gotten separated from her group of
friends was still on the station as she looked out the window as the space shuttles carry her friends and several hundred other people escaped to the planet below the space station.
Meanwhile on Tantooinee Jedi masters Yukari and Nyamo were awaiting the space shuttle which they though had all six of the young force-sensitives on it. "Yukari we must
send them to the Jedi academy immediately after they come back here." Said Nyamo "fine but don't we have all the Jedi we need to defeat the Sith?" asked Yukari "maybe
but it wouldn't be wise to even try that idea and besides how else are we gonna continue the Jedi order?" questioned Nyamo "I understand that but the Jedi temples have been crowded like crazy with students the counsel has even been assigningmultiple students to one master." Said Yukari exasperated "your attitude still hasn't changed since we were students…" sighed Nyamo the only reason Yukari and Nyamo haven't received any students of their own yet was because of their underdog status in the Jedi order.
Before the conversation could be continued Satele contacted them from the nearby hologram terminal "a Jedi is coming to assist you." She informed them "really you couldn't
send an entire army to assist us?" asked Yukari irritatingly "unfortunately the rest of the Republic forces are spread thin across the galaxy and believe it or not the Jedi
order is currently unable to send reinforcements in great number and the Jedi we are sending you was the only one available at the time. "Said Satele and even she was concerned about the Jedi sent as the Jedi in question was only recently promoted to the rank of knight "greeeat" said Yukari sarcastically.
The Jedi that was sent headed toward the space station as fast as she could for she sensed that Darth Malacard was heading there, why not even she knew, initially anyway, it only took a second before she sensed a presence of a force-sensitive however she could also sense that the presence wasn't trained.
Back on Tantooinee a great battle had begun between the Empire and the soldiers on the planet Yukari and Nyamo jumped into the action the very second it began
igniting their violet and cyan-blue colored bladed lightsabers respectively.
It wasn't too long into the fight that the two Jedi masters sensed the presence of at least four Sith, three of them ganged up on the two Jedi masters in a heartbeat but they clearly had no real skill to speak of and were swiftly defeated by the two Jedi masters. The fourth Sith however was not a pushover like,
heck resembled a tank standing at a good 7 feet tall at least with huge bulging muscles and wielding two bright red lightsabers complete with a slasher smile on his face. "Ready to die Jedi?" he asked malevolently "you first." Said Yukari in a clearly determined fashion, although it was two against one the
Sith was holding his own with ease. "This couldn't get any worse!" shouted Yukari "you had to say that!" sighed Nyamo after a long fight the Sith had cornered Yukari against a wall and was about to deliver the killing blow but fortunately for her Nyamo managed to attack the Sith from behind and cut of his head
finally ending that particular fight. While the battle between the Imperial forces and the Republic forces allied with the planet's military raged on Malacard had secretly landed with a handful of troops to aid him despite this he wasn't able to stay hidden for very long since the Republic was smart enough to
leave some troops on the space station in case anyone was left behind. "Freeze!" shouted a Republic troop to Darth Malacard "how about you get out of my way and you may live to see tomorrow." Said Malacard in a chilling fashion, the trooper stayed calm and said, "this is your last chance surrender or be
shot!" Malacard wasn't impressed "I am glad you are so stupid." Malacard told the trooper coldly "I warned you" said the trooper. All of a sudden thirty more Republic troops came up from behind him ready for battle.
Malacard, smug as ever, ordered his vastly outnumbered troops to attack the troops obeyed without question fearing him more than death itself, though a
handful of Republic troops fell most of Malacards men were slaughtered except for three despite this he wasn't fazed in the least and proceeded to tear through the remaining Republic forces like they were nothing himself. Tomo who was in hiding at the time heard all of the fighting that was going and proceeded to
find a means of escape, fortunately for her the Jedi that was sent had arrived. "Hey are you ok?" asked the Jedi "yeah" said Tomo "wait aren't you kind of young?" asked Tomo "I get that a lot I am actually eighteen, believe it or not" replied the Jedi "Seriously? Weird." Replied Tomo "so whats your name?"
asked Tomo "I am Konata Izumi" said the Jedi who possessed green eyes and freakishly long blue hair. "I found her first" said a voice coming from down the hall. Konata now mildly scared told Tomo "we have to run…NOW!" "err um why?" a now scared Tomo asked. "that's Darth Malacard." Replied Konata
the second she said Malacards name Tomo took off running as fast as she could in the opposite direction of Malacard because even though she never met
him before she has heard about him from the news. "Sigh guess I will have to chase after her now to save her." Konata said while sighing, why she also said sigh I don't know. "That one girl I can practically taste the fear on her and I can feel her arrogance I am going to have fun making her my apprentice."
Malacard said growing more eager with every passing moment.
Meanwhile on Tantooinee while all of this was going Tomo's friends realized in horror that Tomo was nowhere to be found "What in space where is Tomo?" asked Yomi "you don't suppose she got left behind, do you?" said a now very worried Chiyo.
"Hey guys, come here for a second." Said Yukari "yeah what is it" said Yomi now very much concerned for her friend which was understandable since they
knew each other since they were little despite their constant fights and polar opposite personalities they were still close to each other. Back on the station Konata and Tomo were trying to get off the station before Malacard could find them and attack. As they were getting closer to Konata's the three remaining Imperial troops got in their way "FREEZE don't move!" said the one of them Konata easily managed to kill two of them and cut off the arms of the one
survivor. "Ok let's get out of here!" Konata said but before they could do so they were stopped by Darth Malacard "nice try" he said "did you truly believe
you can escape me?" both Konata and Tomo froze in their tracks "stay here" Konata told Tomo "I will deal with him." Tomo then asked "you sure you can?" "Well I am a Jedi after all" said the very confident Konata "you think you can take me? I have fought entire armies I have slain countless Jedi and moronic Sith rivals! But if you are so eager to die then show me what you got!" Replied Darth Malacard activating his black and red lightsaber in one force
leap Konata activated her yellow and orange lightsaber and began her fight with Malacard if you can call it that it took mere moments for Malacard to gain the upper hand he swiftly cut off both of Konata's hands then he turned off the lightsaber and whipped out a training saber "Wh-what are doing with that…"
said the now visibly terrified Konata "You over there I want you to watch" said Malacard to Tomo "NO don't kill her she has no means to defend herself!" screamed Tomo "I know" said Malacard in a sadistic fashion Malacard then proceeded to beat Konata slowly and viciously with the training saber to death
"R-run…" said a dying Konata, even though Tomo heard what she said she was horrified to move "M-monster s-she couldn't defend herself….you hateful beast!" said Tomo in tears even though she had just met her it was clear that she wasn't enjoying this period. In the final moments of Konata's life she
thought to herself remorsefully at her failure to save Tomo and how she would never see her friends again in her head she thought to herself "I've failed" and as her eyes closed for a forever sleep a tear rolled down her left eye, "beautiful wasn't it? For there is no room in the galaxy for the weak!" said
Malacard having enjoyed his latest kill "WHAT?! YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS!" screamed Tomo horrified that he clearly enjoyed it "ah yes I feel the anger and the hate swelling in you! Become my apprentice and you shall have all the power in the universe!" offered the extremely smug
Darth Malacard "never I hate the Sith and I now especially HATE YOU!" said Tomo now completely hysterical she quickly snapped herself back to normal and took off running from Malacard "run all you like you will soon be mine to twist" Malacard said to himself.
Malacard pursued her forcing his surviving soldier to follow despite being of no use to him now he took Konata's lightsaber with him clearly having plans with it.
Meanwhile on Tantooinee Nyamo and Yukari were informing the seven force-sensitive teens and the equally force-sensitive child prodigy Chio of their gift and asking them if they would like to travel to Tython with them to become Jedi. "Tough call." Said Kagura even she would love to become a Jedi even she had to acknowledge that it is still a tough call since chances were she would be stuck with a dead end job. "It is your choice we are not forcing you." Said Nyamo smiling clearly believing the worst was over "what about Tomo" asked Yomi as she was the closest to her despite their common feuds it
helps that they knew each other since they were little kids. "We shall" said Nyamo still smiling Yukari on the other hand wasn't so sure on account of
Tomo's overly energetic personality and jerkish tendencies "Tomo is too hard headed to become a Jedi" said Yukari all Nyamo could do was chuckle "you
two are more alike than you realize my old friend" Yukari's reaction was an appropriate blush out of embarrassment "well I guess she can become a Jedi after all" she said. Kaorin on the other hand was going gaga over thought of training with her idol Sakaki "I can't wait me and Sakaki becoming Jedi!"
Kaorin said clearly unable to control her fangirl side "we are gonna have a ton of work ahead of us…" sighed Yukari. The reaction each girl was different
Sakaki was unsurprisingly quiet on the outside but excited on the inside, Kagura was going nuts, Kaorin was squealing mostly at the thought of training alongside her idol Sakaki, Yomi was grinning from ear to ear evidently trying to keep a straight face, Chihiro was literally doing wheelies, Chio though a
little nervous was jumping with joy, and Osaka just had a combination of a big smile and yet at the same time a blank stare which considering her oddball
personality that was no surprise. Despite this all of them were still very concerned with Tomo's sake sure they didn't get along all the time but they were still practically family.
Back on the station Tomo had once again got herself caught in a corner only this time she had believed she was safe, unaware that Malacard was watching
from the shadows. "Now my soldier go confront her..." said Malacard in his usual terrifying fashion "yes sir." Said the trooper while the trooper walked over to Tomo, Malacard snuck on by and rolled Konata's lightsaber to her "where did this come from?" wondered Tomo "STAND UP!" demanded the trooper pointing a blaster at her Tomo scared slowly stood up picking up Konata's lightsaber while doing so. Malacard from the shadows whispered to her use it Tomo reacting on instinct activated the lightsaber purely by accident and sliced of the troopers remaining arm; the trooper screamed in pain and fell to the floor. "NO PLEASE I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF!" begged the trooper "I am just a soldier I was just following orders!" the trooper continued to beg. "You lying monster!" angrily said Tomo blinded by fury but still she held back albeit by thread. On Tantooinee Yukari and Nyamo sensed what was going on the station "no Tomo don't do it resist the dark!" said Nyamo to herself very concerned "she can't hear you" said an equally concerned Yukari obviously not wanting to
fall to the dark side "We-we got to help her" Yukari said but she knew better they had no means of getting to her and no means of communication. On the
station Malacard whispered to Tomo "the hate is swelling within you give in to it unleash your fury!" Tomo in a vent of pure anger sliced off the troopers
head "well done" said Malacard calmly with great amusement in his voice Tomo just screamed and lunged at him Malacard simply knocked the lightsaber
out of her hand then destroyed it Tomo just kept on attacking him with her fist that clearly did nothing to him other make him laugh like a mad man.
Malacard then proceeded to knock her down and torture her with force lightning "I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!" Tomo screamed blinded by her fear and
anger. "Good now rise become my apprentice learn to use the dark side of the force." Malacard said in a malevolent fashion Tomo looked up at him her brown eyes having turned to an eerie yellow "it's not like you have anything to lose." Malacard smugly said "I-I will do as you command." Tomo said giving
in to the dark side of the force.
Nyamo and Yukari sensed what just happened both fell to their knees "I-I can't believe it…." Said a devastated Nyamo "we failed we were supposed to teach them and to protect them and we failed" said Yukari in tears Yukari had suspected that Tomo was the most susceptible but had hoped she was wrong. "What's the matter?" Kaorin asked
Yukari and Nyamo turned around and stood up Tomo's friends where all there wondering what just happened. "Darth Malacard has won he has his apprentice now…" said an upset Nyamo. Tomo and her had their differences but she had honestly hoped that this day would never come and even believed they were truly friends on some level. "What do you mean he has won?" asked Kagura understandably worried "your friend has fallen to the dark side Darth Malacard has turned her into his apprentice." Said Yukari in a
depressed but serious tone "no…I know she has always been rude and selfish but I can't believe what I am hearing." Said Yomi depressed and shocked at what she heard her old friend falling to the dark side "can she be saved?" asked Sakaki " I do not know…" said Nyamo disappointedly. On the station Malacard took his new
apprentice in Konata's ship and left to unknown space to train her into becoming the galaxies next great threat but before he did so he contacted his only
ally Darth Kaizer informing him of his new apprentice "so now you have two your planning on teaching then?" asked Kaizer having heard the rumors that Malacard had previously corrupted another "yes" said Malacard however there seemed to be something off about how he said it Kaizer couldn't lay his
finger on it but he didn't care enough to figure it out "so I shall see you soon I take it?" Kaizer asked "yes but first I must train my new apprentice to
become my latest enforcer." Said Malacard "very well my friend so you soon." Kaizer said bored out of his mind Malacard turned off the hologram and as soon as he did so Kaizer remembered about his days as a Jedi he bitterly remembered his abusive master although the name of his Jedi master had long
since slipped his mind he still remembers how horrible he was constantly belittling him, always expecting perfection, and constantly calling him a disgrace "how was that man a Jedi?" Kaizer wonder to himself. He also remember about one Jedi master in particular he had met the day a Sith convinced him to join them he was running late to a
training session his Jedi master wanted him to go to.
Jedi master Yukari was also one her way there that day to assist with the training her speeder bike broke down halfway there and Kaizer (known by his real
name Todd back then) assisted her and tried to repair the bike believing if he is with her they'll excuse him for being late but while his back was turned Yukari stole his speeder bike and took off "HEY give me back my bike!" he screamed at her but it was too late Yukari had left him there by himself. A
nearby Twilek Sith had witness the whole ordeal from the shadows having apparently sensed Kaizer's inner struggles came to him and offered a place among the Sith. Kaizer having had enough of his Jedi master's abuse and consumed with anger at Yukari's selfishness joined without hesitation though the
Sith in question died shortly after at the hands of a Jedi named Rurouni Kenshin he didn't care especially since his Sith master a homely man whose mouth constantly hung open named Darth Arumik, who was ironically much nicer than his Jedi master not to mention much more patient and willing to assist him in his lessons
when he needed it the last time Kaizer heard of his old Jedi master he had been kicked out of the Jedi order for his carelessness and cruelty towards the students he died shortly after at the hands of a Sith named Scourge. At last though, Arumik didn't live for long as he was eventual killed by Jedi master Nyamo on account for the fact that
despite being a good teacher he wasn't a good fighter. "Oh well let's see how Malacard's new apprentice fares." Said Darth Kaizer ending his flashback back on Tantooinee
the girls were getting ready to head to Typhon to be trained as they boarded the ship to take them there a sense of melancholy filled the air both for the seven girls who were saddened at their friends fate and the two Jedi masters who were guilt ridden at their failure to protect all the girls "I hope we get a
chance to save her from the dark side" said Yukari of all people "agreed" Nyamo calmly said. The girls looked out of the window of the ship giving their home planet a fond farewell as they headed to Typhon to begin their journey as Jedi. The body of Konata was found and cremated on Typhon as is tradition for Jedi who have
fallen in combat her friends and fellow Jedi standing saddened at her death...
I apologize ahead of time to the lucky star fans for killing off Konata I needed a sacrificial lamb to show what kind of a monster Malacard is and she was the first one I thought of.