Ok, so my friend called me up late at night. She said something about giving me a story to write, I said ok. She then said: erasers, pen, and needles. (She probably thought I couldn't do it! Ha) I was confused, until she explained she was giving me prompts and not just saying random words. She then said I had to use Bizenghast characters, this is what happened. Enjoy ~ CC
Dinah was sitting down somewhere in the mausoleum. She had on a dress, hanging earrings in the shape of rectangles, and a necklace that had blue, long, thing, pointed ovals on it.
"You look lovely tonight, Dina." Edrear said, walking up and sitting next to her.
"Oh, thank you."
"I especially like your earrings and necklace."
"Thanks."
"Personally, I think they're rather dull. Got 'em at a thrift shop or somethin'."
"Edaniel! Don't be so rude. They're lovely! And probably cost a lot!"
"Oh yeah! Well wait here."
Edaniel returned a moment later, bag in mouth. He set it down.
"Now watch this."
Edaniel pulled from the bag several erasers, a sharpened wire and some string. He poked holes through the top of said rectangle erasers, then tied them together with string, at varying levels. "See, the earrings. Homemade, under three dollars."
He then pulled out a piece of string, several needles, and a pen. He remove the ink cartridge from the pen. He put the string through all of the needles, then tied it. "Now all I have to do is poke a hole in the cartridge and then….." when Edaniel poked the first needle into the ink, it exploded in his face.
"Blue! My beautiful fur is B-L-U-E blue! I can't see!" he tried in vain to rub it off. Edrear and Dina looked blankly at him, then burst out laughing.
Edaniel had blue fur on his face for several weeks after.