Smash Truth and Brawl Dares
S.E.D.: Hello and welcome to yet another ToD that is trying to be fun-
Swordy: - Screams into S.E.D.'s ear- I LIKE ...
S.E.D.: MY EAR! I told you to stop that!
Swordy: - Is eating gummy worms- omnomnomnomnomnom. What? Gummy worms are good.
S.E.D.: Sorry for the idiot here but he is a few cells short of a brain.
Swordy: Whos the idiot?
S.E.D.: You.
Swordy: Well who needs a brain? I got Branflakes-Opens top of head to reveal Branflakes, Milk and a Spoon- See?
S.E.D.: Ooookaaaaayyyyyyyy. So you reveiw, we do the dares and truths, and senssless violence all around.-Uses Author Powers to summon SSBB cast to whereever we are-
Link: What the? I was having some quality time with Daaaaarrrrrrr, Zelda.
Zelda: No you weren't.
Link: Yes I was!-Whispers to Zelda-Roll with it!
Mario: Wait! I know what this is! Its a Truth or Dare fic! Run for your lives!
S.E.D.: Foolish mortals. Pull the lever Swordy.
Swordy:-Pulls lever-
S.E.D.:-Gets Crushed by a blue whale-The other lever Swordy.
Swordy:-Pulls other lever-
Navi-Appears at the door the SSBB cast were going to- HEYLOOKLISTEN!HEYLOOKLISTEN!HEYLOOKLISTEN!
SSBB cast:AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!GO TO THE OTHER DOOR!
Swordy:-Waiting at other door-ILIKESWORDS!DOYOULIKESWORDS?IDO!DOYOULIKEGUMMYWORMS?THEYTASTEGOODDONTTHEY?AMARSHMALLLOW!-Bites Kirby-
Kirby: GOD HELP ME!
S.E.D.: Now will you be good boys and girls? Because even if you do get past these two, we are on a plane fifty thousand feet in the air above a lake of acid,lava,navi spawn and-
Swordy: -Monkey ninjas!
S.E.D: Excatly. Now will you be good boys and girls?
Samus: We'll be good!
Snake: WImp!-Gets pushed by S.E. the door-GOOD GOD IT BURNS!
S.E.D.:Now review and send in your truth or dares .
Swordy: Yeah! Bye! Miaow!