One late night,

At a random pub in Germany...

-...So...Can someone tell me why are we here, again...?-England said in an eerily quiet voice, as he looked at the huge glass of rum in his hand.- Do we not have more important things to do than to be drinking at a bar?!

-Oh, Angleterre~ Why are you so mad about our little go out?-France said in a surprised and slightly confused voice, as he was drinking wine.-I thought you loved getting yourself drunk all the time~

-That is an outrageous lie!-England yelled in indignation, almost dropping the glass on the ground.-I DO NOT LOVE GETTING MYSELF DRUNK YOU BLOODY FROG!

-...Yet you always get yourself drunk and start crying all over the place while spouting nonsense...- America said in a quiet voice, as he drank a cocktail made of coke mixed with beer.-...Admit it, Iggy, you can't hold your liquor to save your life and you never could...

There were a few seconds of silence,

As England was done drinking his rum...

-W-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU BLOODY WANKER?!-England yelled in rage, already intoxicated.-HOW DARE YOU UTTER SUCH LIES ABOUT ME YOU UNGRATEFUL PRAT! WAS IT NOT I WHO RAISED YOU AND TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW?! HOW COULD YOU SHAME ME IN SUCH A WAY...?!

He yelled madly as America and France tried to calm him down,

And before long it turned into a very loud scene...

-Ayah! Why are they so loud!-China yelled in annoyance, as he started to bash his head on the table.-Why are those western countries always so immature!

-Now, now, Kitay, it's not so bad~- Russia sing-sang happily, while drinking some vodka right from the bottle.-This whole thing is so amusing to watch~

He added in an eerie voice,

As the arguing continued...

-...Shut up you Arschfotze Angebers and start acting like adults for once!-Germany suddenly yelled in rage, almost dropping his beer mug. Even now they were giving him a headache! Were they actually kindergarten children?!-...Japan, can you explain to those Dummkopfs why are we here?

There were a few seconds of silence...

-...H-hai, Doitsu-san.-Japan said in a sheepish voice, a little nervous that the attention turned to him. And he had such a good time quietry drinking some sake and minding his own business...-...We actuarry went here to rerax after the author kept putting us in pretty..."Probrematic" situations...

-Like her last fanfic, where Canada and Iggy were murdered by the 2Ps and I went batshit crazy, like some kind of insane asylum escapee or the Joker!-America said, in annoyance.-Why does she keep writing so much angst and tragedy about us?! Doesn't she have trouble having to write them all the fucking time?!

-...That's why she decided to write this fanfic...-Japan said, in a serious voice.-...Even thought the titre rooks a rittre...Unevering...-He mumbled to himself, in a slightly scared voice. What was Mirrie-san pranning to write...? What crazy situations was she pranning to put them in...? Considering she rikes watching anime...Why did he and his peopre made them so "over-the-top" anyway...?! And the authoress read some...Unusuar fanfiction ratery, as werr...They were "in for a ride"...-...She arso wants to unwind a rittre from writing tragedy, from RR probrems and the thought that the readers don't rike her fanfics...

There were a few seconds of silence...

-Wait, what?-America said, in a confused voice.-But, I thought that people read her fanfics! Doesn't the last have one more than 500 views?!

-Hai, it currentry has 805 views...-Japan said, in a serious voice. He was very serious about those types of things...And food...Food was very important...-There are just armost no reviews on most of her fanfics, if there are any reviews at arr, so she doesn't know if they are actuarry riked or if peopre read them just because they courdn't find anything erse to read...

-...Oh, now I see how it is...-America said in a serious voice, as he was done drinking. The cocktail was a lot tastier that he thought it would be...-Barmen, get me another Cocktail with the same ingredients!

-...I am very sorry, herr Amerika, but it seems that we are currently out of Coca-Cola. -The bartender explained, in an apologizing voice. -I could check if there is any Coca-Cola in the back. Can you wait a few minutes until I return?

-Yeah, you do that.-America said in a cherry voice, as he and France stroked England's hair, who somehow fell asleep.- I can wait a few more minutes until your done!

-Danke schön, herr Amerika.-The bartender said, in a grateful voice. -I will get back to you shortly.

He promised,

As he went to the back room...

-...Have a nice evening "Liebe Gäste"~-The bartender said in an amused voice, as stared to take off his wig(!) and eye contacts(!).-They never noticed that it was the awesome me who was serving them!-He continued amusingly, with his red eyes shining mischievously. -And they didn't notice that the awesome me have awesomely spiked their drinks!-He continued, as he took out a video camera.-I am going to awesomely videotape them and use it as awesome blackmail! KESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESE!