The Wicked Experiment

Summary: Severus Snape can't understand how the twins can experiment with those things. One-shot.

Warnings: slash – SS/HP (Snarry), mentions of male pregnancy. The story is mostly canon-compliant, but disregards epilogue.

Disclaimer: the Harry Potter universe has been created by J. K. Rowling and does not belong to me. No money is being made from writing and publishing this story. No copyright infringement was intended.

A/N: Please, note that English is not my native language and I have no beta. If you find any mistakes, feel free to tell me about them. I have nothing against constructive criticism, but no flames, please!

Severus Snape observed variety of small boxes scattered on the table.

"What is the meaning of this?"

The green-eyed man responded immediately.

"It's Fred and George's-"

"What?"

"It's their experiment."

"How in the name of Merlin could they experiment with those things? They are designed for women!"

Harry sighed.

"They wanted to know if those things - they are called muggle pregnancy tests, by the way - worked for pregnant wizards."

"And what does it have to do with you? Oh, my... Are you?!"

The green-eyed man huffed.

"You are speaking in riddles. Am I what?"

"Are you pregnant?"

"Yes, I am. Otherwise the experiment would have been pointless, would not it?"

"Cheeky brat!" The dark-haired man laughed and kissed his husband.

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