1. Teacher

"And that is how we integrate f (65) into 5976," N explained as he finished writing the equations on the blackboard. His heels were turned, letting him face his students.

His 1st grade students.

Their mouths were widely agape. Their eyes were about to bulge out as they gawked at the multiple equations on the board. Finally, one student raised her hand. With a dumfounded tone, she asked, "What?"

2. Veterinarian

"Why? Why, why, why?! Who did this to you? Humans are cruel!" N cried in despair as a sick Lillipup sat quietly on the table, the Pokémon's tail wagging in joy.

"Um…doctor…" The nurse chimed in. "He only has the common cold…"

3. Scientist

"This blue substance looks pretty." N looked at the small tube. He then turned his attention towards a beaker that was filled with orange goop. The beaker was labeled 'TOXIC'.

Sadly, "Maybe it will look a thousand times prettier with this orange substance!" Without haste and with a wide smile, he took the beaker and started mixing the two liquids together.

Sensing the danger, his colleague quickly ran towards the greenette. "N! N-"

BOOM!

4. Maid

White cried horribly at the sight of N's hairless and flawless legs.

5. American Idol Judge

"You pass! Yayy!" N cheered as he clapped his hands. Unfortunately for him, his two companions, who were also judges, stared at him in disappointment. "N, he sang terrib-"

Before one of the judges could even finish his words, N cut him off. "He seems nice. And he is wearing an Audino shirt. So he's in. End of story." The greenette crossed his arms against his chest and huffed stubbornly.

6. Bartender

"Here you go, sir." N happily placed the cup of hot chocolate on the counter. His customer stared at his drink, expression looking quite blank. The green-haired bartender eyed the man in confusion. "Something wrong, sir?"

His customer looked at N. With a tiny, disappointed frown, the man said, "I asked for lime scotch."

Upon hearing his words, N let out a short 'oh'. Flashing a white smile, he replied, "Alcohol is bad for your health, sir. Drink chocolate milk instead."

The man could only gape like an idiot.

7. Sex Educator

"MY EYES!" N screamed in terror as he covered his eyes from the slideshow.

8. Policeman

"N, where's the convict?"

"Oh," N flashed a small smile. "I let him go."

"Goo- Wait what?" White, his comrade gawked at the shocking answer.

Unaware of the brunette's baffled state, N happily nodded. "Yep. We talked for a lil bit and he seemed like a nice guy. So I let him go."

The more she heard him, the more she couldn't believe it. "You did WHAT!"

9. Newscaster

"This just in: A little Skitty is stuck in a tree. OH MY ARCEUS THE POOR POKEMON HANG ON SKITTY I'M COMING!" Without a minute to spare, N stood up, took an axe from under his desk and rushed to the exit door.

10. Stripper

"WHAT AM I DOING WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN THROWING MONEY AT ME WHERE ARE MY PANTS AND SHIRT OH MY ARCEUS WHAT IS SHE WEARING?!" N screamed in terror as he frantically panicked on the stage.

END.