AN: Hi guys! My names Gayle, thanks for clicking on my story!

Cal: Hey Gayle why don't you tell them a bit about yourself?

Me: _ I was about to Cal you silly goose!

Cal: alright, alright, get to it!

Me: Anyway, Hi im gayle, im an astronaut from Iowa and I love cats

Cal: Come on Gayle, none of that is true!

Me: tehee! You got me! I'm not telling any of you guys my real name or where im from and if you want to know, your a pervert! Anyway, this is my story, I hope you like it! I'm planning on updating pretty regularly, so keep and eye out !

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the ocean was super blue all around them. cal and andre looked into their telescopes to the land coming up in front of them. "land ho!" paul, the lookout, called from his place on the mast. they were heading inland to crash the ball that was being held for princess rachel. they wanted to steal all the jewels and gold from the royals, who they hated. cal and andre were a pirate duo and they were really really good at it. they both wore wore tan pants that they had stolen from some of their victims. cal wore a red shirt because he liked the color of blood and andre wore a blue shirt because he really liked the ocean. their shirts had flowy sleeves and ruffles on the collar. andre had a striped bandana wrapped around his luscious brunette locks and cal held down his beautiful blonde hair with a big hat that had a skull on it. they both had on black boots that were really old because they were always wearing the same pair of shoes. their parrot, petey, was flying around over their heads. they had been sailing for three months and andre couldn't wait to get back on land. he was really excited to crash the princesses birthday party with cal and finally prove that he was cals favorite. he was really jelous because the princess and cal had been friends before and he knew that the princess was in love with cal. cal also knew this and was planning on using it as an excuse to break into the palace. andre agreed that that was a good idea, but was worried about what would happen if cal had to seduce the princess. because little did cal know, andre was in love with him too.

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AN: bumbumbum the plot thickens! Tune in next week to find out what happens to our heroes! JK, it might be tomorrow, just trying to keep you on your toes!