The Constructicons, Ravage and Scalpel watched in amazement as the shard pulsed energy into their fallen leader.
With a monstrous groan, Megatron rose from the floor. He was alive!
"I live!" He roared, ignoring the immense pressure of the water around him. "And now, my servants, we go to the surface and-"
"WAIT!"
Megatron looked down to see Scalpel.
"Mien Master, we have to grown to love it under ze sea." Scalpel said. "We don't want to go back to ze surface!"
The C-Cons and Ravage nodded their agreement.
"Fools! I will go without you then!" Megatron sneered, just as he prepared to lift off. However, Scalpel got right in his face.
"Megatron, listen to me." Scalpel declared. "The Human world, it's a mess! Life under ze sea, is better then anything zey got up there!"
With that, Scalpel started- To Megatron's horror- to sing.
"The seaweed is always greener, is somebody's else's abyss! You dream about going up there!" The Doctor pointed to the surface. "Ah, but zat is a big mistake!"
Gesturing wildly around the cold abyss, Scalpel continued "Just look at ze world around you, right here on ze Laurentian floor! Such wonderful things around you, what more is you looking for?!
Under Ze Sea! Under Ze Sea!
Master, it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me!"
Scalpel promptly made suffering-work gestures "Up on the shore, zey suffer all day! Out in ze sun, zey die away! While we devoting full time to floating under ze Sea!"
Scalpel joined Ravage in using "Ze little ones" body parts as drums, before continuing. "Down here, all ze 'Cons are happy! As off through ze waves, zey roll! Ze 'Cons on the land ain't, zat 'cause zey in ze bowl! But 'Con in ze bowl is lucky! Zey in for a worser fate! One day when zat Prime gets hungry-"
"Guess who going to be on the plate?" "Ze little ones" head grumbled.
"Oh no! Under Ze Sea! Under Ze Sea! Nobody beat us, blast us and shoot us in free-country! We what the 'Bot-folks like to cook! Under ze Sea, we off the hook! We got no troubles, life in ze bubbles, under Ze Sea!
"Under The Sea!" The Constructicons sang. Megatron about fainted.
"Under Ze Sea!"
"Under The Sea!"
"Since life is sweet here, we got ze beat here, naturally!"
"Naturally-e-e-e!"
"Even ze Brawl and ze Bonecrusher, zey get ze urge to start to play!"
The corpses of said 'Cons promptly came to life and started playing random instruments.
"We got ze sprit, you got to hear it, Under Ze Sea!
Ze newt play ze flute, ze carp play ze harp, ze plaice play ze base, and zey sounding sharp, ze bass play the brass, ze chub play ze tub, the fluke is a duke of SOUL! Ze ray, he can play, ze Mixes on ze strings, ze Haul cracking up, ze Ravage-a sings, ze Rampage and ze Master, zey where it's at!
And oh that Brawl-fish blows!!"
A revived Blackout made his way through the dancing 'Cons, and whispered something in Megatron's audio. The tank looked pleased, as he and the helicopter quickly left.
Scalpel and his crew were reaching the end now, as they sang louder and better!
"YEAH! Under Ze Sea!"
"Under The Sea!"
"Under Ze Sea!"
"Under the Sea!"
"When ze sardine begin to margin, it's music to me!"
"Music is to me!"
"What do zey got? A LOT OF SAND! We got a hot crustacean band! Each little clam here know to jam here, under ze Sea! Each little slug here cutting a rug here under ze Sea! Each little snail here know to wail here, zat's why it's hotter under ze water!
How we are love here, down in the mud here,
Under Ze SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Scalpel ended his song joyfully, before noticing that Megatron was missing.
"Well, screw him then." The little Doctor grumbled, angered his song had been nothing.
Author's Notes: The origin is simple. 'Cons under the sea. XD