"Oh my darling, this night has been the best night of my entire life." What's his face said to what's her face on the deck of the Titanic. That one dude...with the sexy hair and the...never mind.
The chick turned around and smiled. "Same here...I just wish we could be together forever." She said dramatically.
"Why can we not, my dearest?"
"What do you mean?" She quickly spouted back. "Aren't you uhh..." She tried to politely think of a way to say it. "Into..." Whatever her name was turned around quickly and came back around with a hot dog and a taco. "Okay, let me explain with visuals."
Before she could put on her show, the captain of the ship ran out screaming bloody murder. "OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! WOMEN AND ME FIRST!" He ran around them and darted back a second time, taking the hot dog. He retreated back into his cabin and moments later came back out. "Nah, I'm just kidding. But seriously, we will be hitting an iceberg in a few seconds though, so shit's gonna hit the fan folks. But thanks for choosing the Titanic!" He waved and shut himself in his quarters...his loud sobs could be heard from all over the boat.
And then it happened, the Titanic hit that infamous berg of ice and went down in a matter of seconds for the sake of speeding this crap up. The dude and his love or whatever were on a door floating in the water. He looked like he was either having an orgasm or dying...or both.
"Rachael...or...whatever your name is...listen..." He muttered. "I have something to tell you..."
She placed her hand on his and smiled. "It's okay, I don't mind if you're a bit of a-"
"PANSY!" Iron Man shouted as he flew down from the sky. He blasted the dude's hand and he floated down to a watery grave. "I am Iron Man, and I love making references." He noticed Abigail or whoever the hell crying over the loss of her dude. "I should really do something..." He thought for a moment and blasted her off of the door and into the water. He then flew down and took the door. "Yoink!" He flew up, up and away to most likely get drunk someplace.