Summary: What happens in twitter does not stay in twitter
The new poster of True Blood Season 3
Ting
EricNorthman'sGP: who is it?
SookieStackhouseTB: EricNorthman'sGP who do you think?
PammyV: EricNorthman'sGP master it's our favorite little telepath
EricNorthman'sGP: PammyV SookieStackhouseTB ZOMG
SookieStackhouseTB: hehehe
PammyV: SookieStackhouseTB has twitter? ZOMG!!
SookieStackhouseTB: PammyV haha very funny
EricNorthman'sGP: what brings SookieStackhouseTB here my little bullet sucker?
SookieStackhouseTB: not EricNorthman'sGP big bullshitter.
WilliamBC: is that you SookieStackhouseTB?
SookieStackhouseTB: even WilliamBC has twitter?
WilliamBC: SookieStackhouseTB Yes I do. I think we all do. I saw your brother earlier here.
SookieStackhouseTB: huff
SamTheDog: SookieStackhouseTB Is that you cher?
TaraBS: SookieStackhouseTB ahhhhhh you have twitter
SookieStackhouseTB: YES YES I get it. Now can we please drop the shocked acts?
TaraBS: SookieStackhouseTB ok
WilliamBC: of course SookieStackhouseTB
PammyV: you are no fun SookieStackhouseTB
EricNorthman'sGP: as SookieStackhouseTB wish lover
SookieStackhouseTB: EricNorthman'sGP stop calling me your lover
EricNorthman'sGP: growls SookieStackhouseTB
BabyVJessica: hey y'all. *gasp* SookieStackhouseTB has twitter???????
SookieStackhouseTB: *face palm *
BabyVJessica: *blink *
LaffyTB: SookieStackhouseTB suga you finally got yourself some? UNF UNF
SookieStackhouseTB: NOT ANOTHER WORD ABOUT ME GETTING TWITTER.
JasonTMH: Good evenin' all. SookieStackhouseTB sis???
SookieStackhouseTB: *bangs head with keyboard *
PammyV: lol
BabyVJessica: ROTFL
SamTheDog: woof woof
WilliamBC: cough snort cough
JasonTMH: why y'all laughing?
SookieStackhouseTB: oh never mind. Did everyone see the new poster?
PammyV: yes
BabyVJessica: me too
TaraBS: you bettcha
LaffyTB: no doubt about that. Did you see me looking all kinda fabulous
SookieStackhouseTB: I saw you eyeing my EricNorthman'sGP
EricNorthman'sGP: ?????
JasonTMH: but I was looking very hot
TaraBS: yes you were. You were looking LaffyTB the whole time. I was right behind you, I saw you getting a boner.
JasonTMH: I think I seeCrystalWP coming. Bye y'all
LaffyTB: is that zesusMT over there? see ya later bitches
SamTheDog: bahahahahaha
TaraBS: what is SamTheDog laughing at??
PammyV: I see SamTheDog eyefucking WilliamBC
SamTheDog: I have to leave. I think ArleneFowler and TerryB needs my help.
TaraBS: I think I need to help him out. He needs to get IT. So do I …..
SookieStackhouseTB: grumbles
EricNorthman'sGP: snort
PammyV: pout
EricNorthman'sGP: ????
PammyV: no one is eyefucking me *sad pammy*
EricNorthman'sGP: don't pout PammyV. I think BabyVJessica is looking at you over WilliamBC 's shoulder
SookieStackhouseTB: yes I think so too PammyV. BabyVJessica is trying to check you out. But WilliamBC is blocking her view.
PammyV: bullshit SookieStackhouseTB. BabyVJessica is checking under your skirt. And you know it
WilliamBC: is that true BabyVJessica
BabyVJessica: looks around. Ohhhh butterfly…. PammyV pssssttt SookieStackhouseTB is not wearing panties
WilliamBC: !!!
EricNorthman'sGP: because I have them. Don't you see where my hands are??
WilliamBC: growls
PammyV: woohoo. Go EricNorthman'sGP
EricNorthman'sGP: smirk
WilliamBC: noooo
SookieStackhouseTB: ohhh yes
WilliamBC: but SookieStackhouseTB is leaning against me.
SookieStackhouseTB: only because WilliamBC is holding my hand down you A-hole
EricNorthman'sGP: hear that. BTW SookieStackhouseTB is holding my hand on the other side.
WilliamBC: at least my hair looks better
EricNorthman'sGP: yours looks like it was cut in the 1800s. Wait, it was cut in the 1800s
PammyV: bawhahahahahaha
BabyVJessica: muhahahahaha
SookieStackhouseTB: I had a hard time holding EricNorthman'sGP hair in the Eddington mansion.
EricNorthman'sGP: I blame Allanthealmighty
PammyV: yes EricNorthman'sGP it does look different. It doesn't even look blonde anymore
EricNorthman'sGP: Allanthealmighty is doing the hair
for me. You know I like it long and silky but season2 hair was good as well.
PammyV: agreed.
BabyVJessica: ohhh yes.
WilliamBC: I don't. it's better this way.
EricNorthman'sGP: how so?
WilliamBC: no one likes it
EricNorthman'sGP: I believe SookieStackhouseTB does. And this was the season where I gave her a couple of real orgasms
WilliamBC: growl
EricNorthman'sGP: arches eyebrow
SookieStackhouseTB: blush
PammyV: awwwwww
BabyVJessica: they are so cute
PammyV: you should have seen the dream scene from season 2
BabyVJessica: *pout* WilliamBC didn't let me. He says it's not for minors.
WilliamBC: well it's not.
SookieStackhouseTB: *fuming with anger* WilliamBC you perv. Why were you watching my dreams?
WilliamBC: looks around. My mistress LorenaTheBitch is calling me. Coming mistress.
BabyVJessica: but what the hell is that snake doing there and why does AlcideTW look like SamTheDog behind SookieStackhouseTB
PammyV: BabyVJessica snakey is giving AlcideTW the googly eyes, ya know??
BabyVJessica: bahahahahaha
EricNorthman'sGP: ENOUGH…. Everyone leave.
PammyV: yes master
BabyVJessica: wait up PammyV. I took pictures of SookieStackhouseTB when I was peeking under her skirt. Wanna see?
PammyV: I'll let you BabyVJessica take pictures under my skirt. Come on child, mamma has 20x pixel camera waiting for you.
BabyVJessica: teehee
WilliamBC: Jessicah!!!! Don't do this. What about Hoyt? Wait Jessica wait….
SookieStackhouseTB: I guess I'll be leaving too
EricNorthman'sGP: not so fast SookieStackhouseTB
SookieStackhouseTB: …….
EricNorthman'sGP: we didn't get to finish what we started in the room *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
SookieStackhouseTB: Eric!!!!
EricNorthman'sGP: you know you want it. I can feel it. SookieStackhouseTB
SookieStackhouseTB: *bites lips*
EricNorthman'sGP: *growls* I am already sporting a hard on little one. Don't push your luck.
SookieStackhouseTB: *leans in whispers* I am not wearing any panties
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SookieStackhouseTB: EricNorthman'sGP????
"Looking for something dear one?" Sookie practically screamed hearing his voice.
"What are you……" she couldn't finish her sentence as Eric's lips pressed against hers in the moment of passion. All thoughts about season three of True Blood left their heads as they stripped each others clothes off and went at it like bunnies. They knew that whatever might happen, they will be alright in the season that is to come. That it is just meant to be.
The end
Disclaimer: yes yes AB I know. *rolls eyes*
A/N: My head always comes up with the weirdest stuff guys. So don't kill me. Pleeeese.
Special thank you to BonTempsCutie for giving this a look over.
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Goodnight everyone
I am off to have some Viking dreams now.
purrrr