OK, I am only going to explain this once: I DO NOT OWN CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR, OR THE UMBRELLA CORPORATION!!!!

Once you have gotten that into your heads, I will give you the Complete Summary:

The infamous Umbrella Corporation (which we have all learned to hate, love, despise, fear and wonder at the incredible amount of places you can find it these days) has broken into the ancient building beneath sector V's school, taking the Fountain of youth, and kidnapping Kuki on their way out. Anyone who has heard of Umbrella Corp. knows by experience this can't possibly be good.

For those of you who are plot-wisely challenged, this takes place after Op.: H.O.T.S.T.U.F.F in the KND universe. In the Resident evil universe, this is an alternate reality (Birkin is transfered to a facility in Cleveland before he can release the T-virus, along with Wesker and the Nemesis).

Now... its time to push: THE RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!(WHAM!)

WARNING: MASSIVE EXISTENCE FAILURE IMMINENT!!!!!!!!!

Er...maybe it's this one...(click!)


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Codename: Kids Next Door

Operation: U.M.B.R.E.L.L.A.

Umbrella

Mega corps

Bring

Revelations that

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Land

Lessons and

Astonishment

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Very few students have ventured into the decayed and trap-filled halls of the building under the school. Leona was one of them. She, being really over 300 years old and still a kid knew the place, inside and out, quite well. Her improbable age also meant that she had discovered a few shortcuts along the way as well.

Right now she was on her way to '"freshen up" at the Fountain Of Youth, the very same miraculous source of water that people had gone on life-long quests to find, yet had somehow forgotten to check this place along the way.

But that's not the point.

The point is that she was standing right in front of it, drinking handfuls of the fountains sparkling water. Just when she had finished drinking, the ground started to shake.

"Earthquake!!" she screamed.

Leona, fearing a cave-in, ran for the exit. Just as she was about to leave, the shaking stopped.

Confused, she turned around, and saw what had been causing the earthquake.

A huge, cylindrical drilling machine had busted in through the wall on the left and lay between her and her precious fountain, its flat, many-toothed drill nearly touching the opposite wall.

Leona stood there, confused "What is that thing?"

A door on the side of the machine opened up and a dozen or so black-clad men rushed out, armed with wicked-looking rifles.

Not liking this at all, Leona ducked behind one of the pillars before the armed men...guards could spot her. She peered from behind the stone pillar just in time to see the single most horrible thing she ever clapped her eyes on.

A HUGE man had somehow squeezed out of the door the guards had come out of. His gray head was completely bald and had stitches and scars crisscrossing it. A fleshy eye-patch covered his right eye and a lip-less mouth that was forever in a snarl. Veins thicker than a man's wrist clearly visible on his neck and exposed right shoulder. A rocket launcher strapped on his back. Right behind him were a couple of dirty-blond haired men wearing lab coats, one of them, she noticed, was wearing sunglasses.

Leona inched closer to them, darting behind columns for cover. She came in just close enough to hear them.

"Wesker, can you tell me why we are lugging this thing around?" she heard one of the scientists ask, gesturing at the monster. The man with the sunglasses, who was really starting to remind Leona of Nigel Uno, turned to face the other scientist.

"I told you Birkin, we must...test how well project Nemesis responds around humans." He ran his fingers through his hair. "That, and the other scientists need a break from him."

Birkin crossed his arms "How come?"

"Have you ever had to babysit him when the drill sergeant isn't messing with his training?"

"No."

"He gets annoying...fast."

"Oh."

The monster in question, which Leona guessed was 'project Nemesis', was standing quite rigidly amongst the guards. Leona was wondering how something like that could be anything other than frightening when a noise caught her attention.

A large section of the digger had slid open, revealing a pair of large cranes with telescoping arms. The cranes swiveled towards the Fountain of Youth on the other side of the machine. Leona gasped.

"They're stealing my fountain!But who??"

Often, people fail to notice certain things at first glance, only to see them later when the situation calls for it and getting thoroughly confused by this. Which is why Leona suddenly noticed a logo on the side of the digging machine.

It was the red and white octagon of the Umbrella Corporation.

"Umbrella?" she wondered, "why would a company that sells medicines want to steal my fountain?" she caught another glance at the Nemesis and the guards "and why bring all that security and that monster?"

As if on cue, Nemesis chose that moment to glance her way. For a horrifying moment, Leona was staring into the thing's single, white eye. It gave an inhuman roar.

"INTRUDER!!!"It bellowed, raising the rocket launcher "KILLLL!!!!"

Leona fell over backwards just as a rocket blew the column where she sad been standing to pieces. She quickly got up and ran for the exit, zigzagging left and right to avoid the gunfire from the guards and the occasional rocket. She reached the wall next to the entrance to the chamber and felt for a loose stone on the wall. "Come on, come on!"

Finally one of the stones slid inwards and part of the wall swung open like a door. Leona hurried inside the passage and pulled a lever inside, sealing the stone door behind her.

Leona leaned against the wall for support."That was close." After regaining her breath, she started to make her way up the corridor. She knew a group of people she could trust to help her.

She didn't know, though, if they could.


Well thats the first chapter. The kidnapping scene will be coming shortly.

If I'm missing anything, please tell on the review.