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Chapter 1: Final Year of Elementary: Begin!
It was the first day of 5th grade, and it was a bright and shining morning.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP-
"GYARIKKU HOU!" Vegeta screamed as he blasted the alarm clock.
Vegeta got out of bed, and smashed the broken clock a few times with his foot.
"D*** clock..." Vegeta muttered as he got dressed in his armor.
He looked at himself in the mirror. He was 11 years old, but he still looked like a little kid.
He growled as his muscles felt the same and wished for a growth spurt or something.
"I probably need to train more..." Vegeta muttered.
Vegeta walked downstairs, and looked in the fridge.
He saw Tarble's milk, Celeria's Caprisun, and his Gatorade.
He ended up grabbing his father's Powerade.
'Gatorade is for kids,' Vegeta thought as he hid the Powerade in his bookbag.
He walked out of the door, walking a fee steps outside, before he heard a scream, "VEGETA! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR STEALING MY POWERADE!"
Vegeta broke out into a run towards the school.
As he passed cars and buses, he noticed Goku right beside him, running along.
"Hey Vegeta! Why are you running?" Goku asked.
"My father's gonna kill me for stealing his Powerade," Vegeta said calmly.
"Really?! Why did you steal it?" Goku questioned.
"I don't want no Gatorade, I'm a man!" Vegeta bragged.
"Really?!" Goku exclaimed.
"Yeah, I'm only two years from being a teenager!" Vegeta boasted.
"Awesome!" Goku exclaimed.
"Hey guys!" Krillin said, as he joined them in the run.
"Hey Krillin!" Goku smiled.
"Hmph," Vegeta said.
"*pant* Man, this is tiring..." Krillin sweated.
"What is?" Piccolo asked, appearing out of nowhere, running along.
"Piccolo!" Goku exclaimed as he smiled.
"Hey Goku, make sure you bring your lunch money, I don't wanna repeat last year," Piccolo said.
"Right!" Goku smiled.
"*pant* I'm tired, can *pant* we just fly?" Krillin heaved.
"Fine, wimp!" Vegeta growled and all four blasted into the air, flying to school.
As they all landed at the school, they walked in the building, and a smiling face of Mr. Blutzinger greeted them.
"What's with the creepy look?" Piccolo asked.
"*evil chuckle* Let's find out shall we?" Mr. Blutzinger chuckled as he backed away slowly into the shadows.
All the boys looked at each other and shrugged and walked to their class.
As they saw 'King Vegeta' on the door, they walked in to see a colorful classroom.
"This looks awesome! We even got a smartboard this year!" Krillin said.
"I know, right?" King Vegeta asked, right behind them.
They all jumped as King Vegeta lifted Vegeta's collar and said, "Give it here, boy,"
Vegeta cooly grabbed his backpack and revealed an empty Powerade bottle.
"Argh! You f***ing drunk my Powerade!" King Vegeta spluttered.
Piccolo and Goku started snickering, but King Vegeta's glare cut them off.
"You. Me. Detention!" King Vegeta growled as he set Vegeta down.
"Ha! You got a detention!" Piccolo laughed.
"He isn't gonna do nothing to me," Vegeta said, "Probably scold me, but nothing harsh,"
The door busted open, and everyone turned to see Bulma flinging herself at Vegeta, "I missed you so much!"
Vegeta flushed as he started to push her away, "Stop Woman! You're embarrassing me!"
While the blushing Vegeta tried to yank her off him, Goku asked, "Why is Bulma so happy?"
Chi-Chi walked in the classroom and said, "You don't remember? Bulma went to some type of genius summer school away from here,"
"Umm...nope," Goku said.
Cell walked in the classroom and noticed the smartboard, "YES! FINALLY!"
"I know right?" Frieza said as he walked in the room.
18 and 17 also walked in and Krillin practically drooled over her, "H-Hey 18! How was your summer?"
18 rolled her eyes, "It was ok, Krillin. Gosh, we're dating. Stop acting like a love sick puppy,"
"W-What was that?" Krillin asked.
18 shook her head.
Cui walked up to Vegeta, who was still trying to get Bulma off of him, "Hey Bejita, I can take her off your hands,"
Vegeta scowled as he crushed her to his chest, and wrapped his tail around her,"No! She's MINE!"
"A few seconds ago, you were trying to push her off of you!" Cui stated.
"Well...umm...I change my mind!" Vegeta yelled as he punched Cui away from him.
Maron walked in the building, and sneered as she walked up to Bulma, "Hey loser! How was your nerdy summer?"(They weren't friends till 6th grade)
Bulma hopped off of Vegeta's arms and bragged, "Oh it was fun, Moron! I even cured Ebola for the world! I won another Nobel Peace Prize, and got on the cover of TIME magazine!"
"Ugh, no one cares about your stupid accomplishments!" Maron sniffed.
"Then why'd you ask about my summer, Moron?" Bulma asked.
"...SHUT UP!" Maron screamed as she ran out of the classroom.
Tights walked in the class with the sobbing Zarbon, "Just don't listen to them..."
"But they tease me about looking beautiful! And say it's gay!" Zarbon sobbed.
Tights rolled her eyes, "If you're gay then why are you dating me?"
"..."
"You're right!" Zarbon said.
"Of course I am!" Tights yelled as she slapped her forehead.
Tarble and Celeria walked in and sat down.
"Hey Vegeta? Did dad kick your a**?" Celeria asked.
"No," Vegeta said.
"THE WORLD FAMOUS HERCULE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!" Hercule screamed as he ran into the classroom with Majin Buu.
Everyone clearly ignored him.
"H-Hey? Aren't you gonna cheer?" Hercule questioned.
"You suck, we've known you for around 6 years!" Tien said.
"...WAAAAAAAH!" Hercule sobbed as he ran out of the classroom.
"WE ARE THE GINYU FORCE!" Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, and Guldo yelled as they busted the wall open, and posed dramatically.
"Look what you've done!" King Vegeta yelled, "Detention for a week, if I'm nit playing 2k15!"
"Awww..." The Ginyu Force moaned as they sat down.
Everyone was sitting down by now, so King Vegeta started teaching.
"Ok class, today we're gonna learn about grammar," King Vegeta said.
He turned the smartboard on, and began writing on it.
"Can I write on it?" Tarble asked.
"NO!" King Vegeta roared.
"..."
He cleared his throat and spoke, "Verbs are people, Nouns are places, and Adjectives are compliments or insults,"
Goku raised his hand, "So, I am a verb?"
"Yes!" King Vegeta said.
"Hey Cui! You suck!" Vegeta yelled.
"Good insul- adjective!" King Vegeta said.
Bulma shook her head, "That's completely wrong!"
"Who got the degree?" King Vegeta challenged.
"That's a fake degree!" Piccolo yelled.
"Umm...no it isn't..." King Vegeta said.
"It has wwwdotfakedegreesdotcom on it!" Vegeta yelled.
"...Just go to the next class!" King Vegeta sobbed as he ran away.
Music-
"Welcome to 5th grade, class. Today we're gonna play instruments!" the music teacher said.
"YAAY! I got drums!" Vegeta said as he started banging on them.
"I got a flute!" Piccolo said.
Krillin said, "I got a Pic-"
Piccolo glared at him, very hard.
"A recorder!" Krillin quickly corrected.
"I got a violin!" Chi-Chi said.
"I got the triangle!" Goku said, "Now...how do you play it?"
Everyone anime fainted.
"You're stupid!" Frieza said.
"Well, since we're geniuses, we're playing the piano!" Bulma and Cell said.
"You guys can't play a piano!" Frieza sneered as he held his xylophone.
As Cell started off, Bulma picked off after a certain note and they started playing simultaneously.
Everyone's mouths dropped as they weren't even looking at the notes while playing.
After around 3 minutes, Bulma stopped, leaving Cell to finish the last few keys.
"..."
Everyone sobbed as they heard Bulma and Cell's duet of Für Elise by Beethoven.
Bulma and Cell bowed to their audience.
"*sniff* So beautiful! You get an A for the year!" The band teacher said.
"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed.
"No fair!" Frieza yelled.
"Life isn't fair!" The band teacher yelled, "And they're smarter than all of you dumb people!"
The bell rung, leaving everyone, but Bulma and Cell, grumbling.
Lunch-
Krillin groaned as he poked at his food, "I don't wanna eat this..."
"Then don't!" Vegeta said as he stole half of Bulma's sandwitch.
"Hey!- Oh you've already done that for years, why am I'm not even angry anymore..." Bulma said.
Vegeta rose his eyebrow at Bulma, "Well does this make you angry?" he asked as he took her other half of her sandwitch.
"YES!" Bulma exploded as she tacked Vegeta and started punching him.
Vegeta growled and started pulling her hair.
"Ow!" Bulma yelled as she pulled his hair in retort.
"You two! Come with me!" a teacher yelled as she separated them and carried them away by their collars.
"Get the f*** off me!" Vegeta yelled as he struggled.
"This better not go on my personal record!" Bulma screamed as she kicked her legs at the woman.
Recess-
Goku turned towards Piccolo and Krillin, "Ok men! Since Vegeta's out of the picture, we will carry on with our plan!"
"Yes sir!" Krillin saluted.
"Man, I aint saying no 'yes sir' to you of all people," Piccolo said.
"Well, let's do our plan!" Goku said.
Goku led them as he climbed though the monkey bars and went through the tubes.
"OW!" Piccolo yelled as he hit his head on one of the tubes.
Goku tapped Frieza and Cell's head as he passed them.
"Hey!" Frieza yelled.
Piccolo and Krillin followed along.
Goku slid down the slide and went forward. Piccolo and Krillin followed along.
Somehow, they ended up on the swings.
"WHHHEEEEEEE!" Goku yelled as he swung up and down.
"THIS IS SO FUN!" Krillin yelled as he gripped the swings tightly.
"YEAH!" Piccolo yelled. He then realized something, "WAIT A MINUTE...WHY ARE WE ON THE SWINGS?!"
"NOW...JUMP!" Goku yelled.
"WHAT-AAAAAAAHHHH!" Krillin yelled as Goku grabbed him and jumped off.
Piccolo shrugged and jumped off along with the two.
He was temporarily in the air, but as descended as gravity took place.
What he didn't know was that he was landing straight towards the school roof.
Meanwhile-
Bulma and Vegeta was sitting down on a table, glaring at each other as the teacher was asleep beside them.
"..."
Just then, a crash was heard as rubble started flying everywhere.
Vegeta quickly shielded Bulma as they looked at the hole on the roof.
"Hey guys!" Goku said as he popped out of the rubble.
"Ohh..my head," Krillin moaned.
"Ugh..." Piccolo spat as he arose.
"What the h*** are you doing here?!" Vegeta and Bulma yelled.
"We're saving you!" Goku said.
Goku stepped towards them, but heard something crack under his feet.
They all looked down to see a Pokemon Weedle, released from it's glass case, crawling.
"Aww...it's a wittle Weedle!" Bulma said.
"..."
"W-Weedle..." Goku and Vegeta gasped.
The Weedle wormed it's way towards Goku and Vegeta.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Goku and Vegeta screamed as they unconsciously held each other.
"Ha! You're afraid of a cute worm...needle...thing!" Bulma laughed.
She quickly stopped laughing as the Weedle evolved into a giant Beedrill.
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Goku, Vegeta, and Bulma screamed as they ran out of the room.
As they ran away, Piccolo shrugged as he grabbed a fly swatter and swatted the Beedrill.
"Nice aim," Krillin said.
"Thanks," Piccolo responded.
Outside, Chi-Chi was pondering of where Goku was.
Immediately, the door busted open to see Bulma, Goku, and Vegeta stuttering and panting.
"Goku, where in the world have you been?!" Chi-Chi demanded.
"Weedle..." All three said at the same time.
"...Who?!" Chi-Chi yelled.
P.E-
"For Monday and Wednesday, you'll be in a pre-health class," Mr. Houghton said.
"Aww..." All the boys moaned.
"Better than dodgeball," Tights said.
"I know, right?" Nice Launch said.
At the Health Room-
All the kids sat down in their desks, while a lady walked in and introduced herself.
"Welcomes to 5th grade! You are now the oldest of the school!" a teacher, Ms. Simions said.
Everyone started chattering at once.
"Now, we're gonna have an excellent year! But there will be a pre-health unit to prepare for middle school," Ms. Simions said.
Everyone was silent.
"You'll study nutrition, stress, relationships, and body development," Ms. Simions said.
All the boys started snickering while the girls nervously looked at each other.
Chi-Chi rose her eyebrow at the word "body development" while looking at all the girls.
Once she looked at Bulma, she gasped as she looked at her shirt. She had lines over her back and Chi-Chi immediately recognized as a training bra.
She quickly shook her, "Bulma!" she yelled, "You have a-"
"Shh!" Bulma shushed calmly, "I don't want the whole school knowing!"
"Lucky!" Chi-Chi whined.
"18 got one too," Bulma whispered.
Chi-Chi looked at 18, who was talking to 17. She in fact, had one.
"My dad said I was too young..." Chi-Chi said.
"Aw, you'll get one soon," Bulma said, "I guess me and 18 matured a bit more,"
"I'M MORE MATURER THAN BOTH OF YOU COMBINED!" Chi-Chi roared.
"Ok! Ok!" Bulma shakily laughed.
"I can't believe we're gonna learn about...things...with the girls," Turles said.
"Don't make such a big deal, it's just body developments, nothing else," Taleem sighed.
Turles asked, "You think we'll see a girl's-"
"Turles! Stop acting like a perv and shut up!" Vegeta growled.
"Now, here your pre-health teacher!" Ms. Simions said.
Everyone gaped as they saw Mr. Blutzinger walked in the room.
"Mr. Buttstinger? What are you doing here?!" Goku asked.
"Heh! I'm your pre-health teacher!" Mr. Blutzinger said.
Everyone gasped.
"S-So you're gonna teach us about our b-body?!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Yup!" Mr. Blutzinger said.
"L-Like stuff like our body changing?!" Vegeta demanded.
"Yes, the puberty unit," Mr. Blutzinger said.
"B-But that's gonna traumatize us!" Piccolo protested.
"I know! I'm gonna traumatize all of you!" Mr. Blutzinger laughed.
Everyone's eyes went wide open.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Everyone screamed.
Next Time- Lesson from the Police
Guess what?! I managed to get a 91.38% on Algebra! All As for me YAAAY! Anyway, I decided to post 5th grade cause I wanted a break from 3rd with Haloween. Like, I already just did Kindergarten 2 Halloween so, it was kinda getting old. Anyway, I'm changing my schedule to updating 1-3 per week. Since tomorrow's the last day of school for 2014, I'll be able to update more often. Anyway, this fic will be my regular length of elementary, around 19-22 chapters. Here's my preview of the next chapter:
Preview-
"Now, who wants to be the criminal?" Officer Jack asked.
Vegeta, Frieza, and Cell raised their hands, "ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!"
"Hmm...you!" Officer Jack said as he pointed to Vegeta.
"YES!" Vegeta yelled as he got up.
He was quickly yanked down by Bulma, "You better not do anything lethal..." she hissed.
"Oh," Vegeta chuckled, "I won't do anything lethal..."
He walked up to the officer and asked, "So what do I gotta do?"
"Now son, act like a criminal and pretend to shoot me," The Officer said.
Vegeta held up his hand and made it into a gun sign.
"Now...shoot!" Officer Jack said.
Vegeta shot a ki blast from his finger, and it pierced the officer's heart.
"..." The police gasped as he fell to the floor, dead.
"VEGETA!" Bulma screamed.
"What, Woman?! I didn't do nothing lethal!" Vegeta protested.
"Lethal means "deadly" you idiot!" Cell corrected.
"...Ooohh..." Vegeta realized, "...My bad,"
End Preview-