A/N: Hello everyone! It's been a little while since I've had time to post. I have been writing since I last published all the way back in August, but I have just not completed anything or had time to post until now. I'm going to try to get all six (short) parts of the story out today. This first part will be ridiculously short because it is just meant to set up the story.
So, anyway, I was inspired by this story by…Mary Sues, as the title suggests. We all write them on occasion, so they are a very normal part of a Fanfiction website. The Potter Sue of the Day LiveJournal particularly inspired me; if you ever need a laugh, I advise you go read through some of the stories they post. This story will incorporate different aspects of Mary Sues and is meant to be a comedy. So, all I have to say now is please don't take this story too seriously! Enjoy!
The Mary Sue Slayer
Chapter One: The Transformation Begins
Charlotte Davidson had just taken over the family business at the very young age of 16. What was this business? Why, her family was in charge of killing Mary Sues. They were known by the Fanfiction world as the Sue Slayers and were greatly feared by poor writers. Meanwhile, they were revered by anyone with an ounce of writing ability or an appreciation for realistic stories.
But, you see, the problem was that poor Charlotte was also battling the Mary Sue within herself. Would it be necessary to sacrifice herself because she was a Mary Sue? Or would such a sacrifice make her even more of a Mary Sue? What a dilemma. Charlotte wanted to be a good Sue Slayer like her mother and aunts before her, but her own Mary Sue was strong.
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Early one morning Charlotte peered at herself in the mirror. Her plain brown hair suddenly had completely natural-looking glossy auburn highlights, and her simple blue eyes had romantic streaks of emerald through them. Shit, the Mary Sue was way too close to the surface. After staring for another couple of moments, Charlotte shimmied out of her polka-dotted pajamas and into a plain black t-shirt and jeans. Tugging an old Braves' baseball cap, she took a seat at her desktop computer and pulled up . As usual, the site was brimming with awful fantasy fulfillments and peepul hu writes lyk dis. Goodness, was there any more horrible way to destroy the English language? Charlotte surfed the website for several minutes and finally decided on a completely atrocious Harry potter Fanfiction that featured a Mary Sue who was Hermione's gorgeous cousin that also just happened to be part of a prophecy and happened to be in involved in a love triangle with both Lucius and Draco Malfoy, who turned out to be amazingly nice guys underneath the Death Eater exterior.
"Well, here we go again," Charlotte murmured, closing her eyes and concentrating on the story. With a faint pop, she disappeared from her desk chair.