A/N: Short prologue, couldn't write more to make a cliffhanger.
Dead and Gone
"Rico's girl? Oh...that plastic toy! It not only smells horrible, after Rico, but also is covered with dirt. He doesn't take care of it. No wonder, he can't even take care of himself."
Rico grunted, regurgitating a chainsaw and speeding to the lab. It was true that he didn't pay attention to his appearance and other stuff but no one was allowed to criticise or offend his girlfriend.
Private took the tape recorder in his flipper to hear better the rest of the speech.
"The stupid and naive kid...hmm...I'm shocked he's still alive. Hehe, it will be funny when they put him in a coffin together with his pony. God, the first one has a toy as a girlfriend, the second as a bff. What's wrong with you all?!"
"Stupid...naive...I thought he...liked me..." Tears formed in Private's eyes. He had never felt so hurt like right then. He didn't feel angry just upset and disappointed.
"Give me that...thing, Private." Skipper glared, his flippers almost shaking. Maybe because of his fury or maybe out of...fear?
"Skipper? Oh...Skipperrr, the best dictator that the world needs. He has never noticed that I climbed on his back to get what I want: the position, my own lab and the access to weapon. Sooo easy to manipulate. Paranoid idiot and a bad kisser."
The leader crushed the recorder so strong that the last sentence sounded deformed. "I don't have any more patience to spend my precious time in that musty HQ. Kowalski, over and out. Dead and gone."