Me: I'm hyper. I just ate bacon and cookie dough. Therefore new stories form.
Iggy: *pouting* She wouldn't share her bacon or cookie dough with me!
Me: *bares teeth* Mine! I dedicate this new story to my love of bacon and cookie dough!
Dis To the Claimer: I'm a girl. Need I say more?
Max POV
Have you ever had one of those days that are just pure bliss? The ones that are so rare but so happy that nothing bad matters? You have? Lucky you. I sure haven't.
"Maaaaaxxx! I'm bored." Fang, yes Mr. Tall Dark and Silent, whined to me for the thirty second time in the past 10 minutes and 46 seconds. But hey, who's counting?
"I understand that Fang. If you feel the need to say that one more time I will rip your newly dentalled teeth out." I stated as calmly as possible...is dentalled a word? Who cares. Fang certainly wouldn't know. Especially because he's a bit delirious as the moment.
"You're funny." He giggled in response poking my cheek. Breathe Max. Just breathe.
I know what you're thinking. What's going on? Where are you? Where's the rest of the Flock?
I was just getting there. Hold your horses people.
The Flock and I were just hanging out at an empty beach (They're rare, I know) in California. We just wanted to relax a bit. Stretch our wings and have some fun before figuring out our next move on the whole 'let's save the world' thing. Fang was swimming with Angel, Nudge was being the judge to Iggy and Gazzy's 'Who can throw a rock farthest?' contest, and I was just watching everybody have fun.
Fang and Angel were playing "Who can hold your breath the longest?" To humor Angel, since they both have flipping gills, Fang decided to go above water and let her win. At the exact moment Ig threw a rock. It hit Fang square in the chin.
Needless to say words of all kinds were used when we realized his tooth was beyond just letting it be and we would have to go to the dentist.
Which brings us to where we are now. Fang and I, in a dentists room waiting for the dentist to return and fix Fang's tooth. He applied some loopy gas to Fang that takes 15 minutes to kick in completely. That'll be fun. So Fang's busy being semi-delirious whilst I am being annoyed at Fang and hoping the Flock doesn't do something stupid while we're gone. Being the generous leader I am I gave them 100 dollars from my Max card and told them to spend it in Walmart while we're gone. And when the money's gone to just stay in Walmart. I felt like 6 of us coming to fix one kid's tooth would be too suspicious.
"Maxyyyyyyyyy" Fang drawled out slowly. I bit my tongue to keep from slapping him.
"What Fang?"
He giggled again. "You look funny."
"Gee, thanks."
"Like a cupcake. But a good cupcake. Like a bacon cupcake. I like bacon. Can we get bacon Max?" Fang asked giddily.
Dang. Now I'm craving bacon. I shoulda told Iggy to buy bacon. He probably did knowing him. He better of. Or I'll kick his bird butt.
"Heyy Maxi-kins, where's that kid? Ya know? The smelly one?" Fang poked my cheek again. One minute and 32 seconds until the dentist comes back. But once again, who's counting?
"Gazzy's at Walmart."
"What's Walmart sillygoose? There's no Walmart!"
"Walmart is a store. And there is Walmart." I responded impatiently.
"No. He's in Narnia. He's eating my cookie dough! Maxie make him stop!" Fang complained throwing his arms all over.
"No, you're delirious."
"Yes. Now make Gazzy stop!"
"I said no."
"I heard you. I'm not blind. That's Jerry the Narwhal's job!"
And just like that the dentist came in thankfully. I was about ready to punch a window.
"Alrighty! We should be ready to put the tooth back in place now!" The dent is clapped her hands together perkily.
"Is he gonna be delirious after the procedure as well?" I asked the dentist.
"I would assume he'd be delirious for another half or so afterwards, yes." She responded with a smile.
Just great.
Me: So what do ya guys think? You likey? You dislikey? Review either way pleaaasseee!
Iggy: Bacon-y?
Me: BACON!
R & R?