Brian: We are leaving FanFiction, but first we will post a story like no other.

Frank: We're taking you back to the past, to the time of Generation 1.

Brian: No Steel type, no Dark type, no eggs,

Frank: 151 Pokèmon, overpowered Psychic type, Poison and Bug PWNing each other,

Brian: A lot of things will be different in this story.

Frank: This is first person, [but stuff in here is for imagery] to make this easier.

[A Pikachu is seen in a cage.]

That's me. I'm not sure what I am, but the beings call me DNA experiment seven. This place is called the lab by them. I am one of ten experiments created by these beings. At this point, there were only four of us remaining in the lab.

Experiments 1, 2, and 5 died in less than a day due to complications. Experiment 6 was exterminated after an escape attempt and Experiment 8 was also exterminated but for attacking the beings. Experiment 10 got out, but was found and killed by what the rest of us call the trackers.

I had a well laid plan of escape, and this day was the day I would do it.

"There is NO way that Clefairy came from the moon!" The two beings on guard were arguing. I knew that my best chances to escape the lab was in an argument, but I had to be careful.

"They evolve with a moon stone! How can they NOT be from the moon?! You are a dumbass!" I decided that this would be a perfect time to escape. I would have taken the others, but Experiment 3 was too slow, Experiment 4 was not smart enough, and Experiment 9 was too big to fit in the hole. I snuck through the hole and came out to a big green place, and I ran without a single look at the lab.

I ran into a place with big beings that didn't seem to move, and I collapsed on the ground, unable to run anymore. Suddenly, I felt like I was sucked into something, but it felt safe. I decided to stay, but then I was sucked out of the place, and came face to face with another being.

"Hi there, little guy." For some reason, its voice was soothing to me, and it didn't have the same tone as the beings from the lab. "You're my first Pokèmon, and together, we're gonna kick butt!"

A Pokèmon, I'm a Pokèmon. The concept was new for me, being called an experiment all the time. "Do you want a nickname?" I nodded, as I knew these being can't tell what an exper-I mean Pokèmon says. "How does Sparkplug sound?" I nodded.

"Hey you! Give us back our experiment!" Lab beings. I knew it was them. "That is a vital experiment, give it to us NOW!"

"But I caught this Pikachu. It's not yours because I caught it."

I knew I had to do something fast, so I had to do my secret move. I summoned all my energy, and I launched it at them. "Oh shit! It's doing the-" That's all they got out before they got hit, and they ran as fast as they could.

"Wow! That was so cool!" I figured out that this being was a bit lacking in intelligence. "With that move, we'll be the champions in no time!"

Brian: 1 Pokèmon on the team, 5 more to come.

Frank: Next time, the gang will meet a kickass puffball, and Sparkplug's character will be reveled a bit more.