One Shot
Be a man when I'm not around ,okay Shikadai?
Temari has moved to Konoha and married the head of Nara clan .She later gave birth to their son who apparently 10 years old now.
Temari was at the kitchen,busy preparing breakfast for both of them.
Temari : Shikadai,wake up now!
Shikadai : ...
Temari : Hey,this won't work on me,okay?No matter what,you still going to Academy,you get me?!Now,wake up or else...
Shikadai : I hear you,mom!I'm just getting ready now, stop yelling.
Temari : If you wouldn't have ignored me at the first place ,I don't have to waste my energy. You better come down and have your breakfast in 10 minutes or else you're going clean all the dishes before you going to Academy,you get me?
Shikadai : ...
Shikamaru : -(stepping out from the room) Ya ya ya...what's up with the morning yelling,Tem?
Temari : -(sarcastically) Don't ask me why if your son could have behave better.
Shikamaru : -(hugging Temari from the back) So,he is my son when he don't behave,huh?
Temari : -(shock) Hey!What the hell do you think you doing now,huh?Let go of me, can't you see I'm busy now.
Shikamaru :...
Temari: -(struggling to break free) You too!.Better behave,let go your hands now before things getting worse,Shika.
Shikamaru : -(hugs tighter) Just for few seconds,okay?
Temari : -(give up)...sigh...
Shikamaru: I'm going to miss you badly.
Temari : -(starts preparing breakfast again) Hey,you are going for just a three days mission,okay?So,stop acting like a spoiled brat.
Shikamaru : ...
Shikamaru :-(thinks of something naughty) Maybe,you get the wrong ideal.
Temari : -(curious) What?
Shikamaru : I didn't mean I miss you personally but...just your food.
Shikamaru : -(places a soft kiss on her neck) So,don't get full of yourself,lady.
Temari : -(getting embarrassing)...If so then eat this.
Temari :-(stepped on his foot)
Shikamaru: -(squats down) Ouch!
Temari : Serve you right,man!
Shikamaru : -(Holding his right foot) Hey,why so serious?.. I was just teasing you.
Temari: -(ignoring Shikamaru and placing the food on the table)
Temari : -(pisses off ) Dear little prince Shikadai,so how long do you plan to take to get yourself ready?You got 5 more minutes or you gonna wear those dishes gloves!
Shikadai : -(running from his room) I'm done,mom...(yawning)
Temari :You're lucky this time. Maybe tomorrow I'm gonna try making you wear those gloves.
Shikadai : -(sits on the dining chair) Mom, I don't think you going to have that opportunity. Too bad.(being proud)
Shikamaru :(sits on the dinning chair too)...If only you could behave yourself then nobody will get blames,buddy.(sarcastically)
Shikadai : But I don't think your punishment just now have anything to do with my behavior if I would have recalled,its probably because you were being misbehave with mom,buddy.
Shikamaru : -(embarrassed).. Hey,brat...
Shikadai : -(sarcastically smiling ) Huh...
Temari : -(walking toward Shikadai) So you're were watching it when you have the time to get yourself ready earlier,huh?
Shikadai : -(terrify)...Erm ...mom...
Shikadai : -(looking at his dad) Hey buddy, do something bout it?..(begging)
Shikamaru : -(ignoring) Sorry,buddy.I can't help you when your mom is mad.I promise to buy you ice cream after this.
Shikadai : Hey dad!
Temari : No more dad,Shikadai!
...
On the way to Academy and Hokage's office.
Shikadai : Ouch !Damn pain,man.(dragging his left right)
Shikamaru: I can see that. She must had over stepped on your foot.(laughing)
Shikadai : Hey,that's not funny.
Shikamaru: (looking at his son) Okay,okay.I'm sorry. Come on, let's piggyback .(squad down)
Shikadai : Sound good. Okay ,I climbing now.
...
Shikamaru: Hey buddy?
Shikadai : Huh?
Shikamaru : Be a good boy,okay?At least until I return from mission,okay?
Shikadai: ...
Shikamaru : Be a man and behave yourself, okay?Help me to take care your mom,okay?
Shikadai : Alright...if you promise to get me another ice cream.
Shikamaru : -(laugh) You sure a little brat,deal.
Shikadai : And ...
Shikamaru : And?
Shikadai : Be careful.
Shikadai : -(blush)
Shikamaru: -(laughs) Okay,okay.