The Ultimate Ninja's Rebuttle

by EmosLeftNut

After learning of a new ninja technique that could turn the user into the world's greatest ninja, Naruto and Sasuke begin a head to head competition of wits to learn the technique before one another. However after the competitive nature of their training turns Naruto into more of a villain than himself, Sasuke needs to bring him back to being a hero before he destroys everything.

teh old taco plaque

It wa a butiful dai in teh island of sodurr ther was a luvlee wario princes namd bethane (with a E ^_^ desu) an she wus prettir then all teh odur wario princes desu and dey were jelus (she was a butiful gurl desu ^/^) one day she wuz going fur a walk doun by teh rivar and than she sawd sasukes courps flootin in teh watur dats a courps OMG OMG OMG bethane scremed becuz she is old taco for sasuk naruto is a fgt an he will leik be all sad n junk about sasuke she ran to naruto he died she screamed OMFG naruto u pece of shit get up but he was ded so she got angry and turned super sayndwach on naruto OH NARUTo wHy yOu Ded she assed but he was no live she cried ever tim and than went to gokus haus to play splat tim but he won so she punched him in teh hair No my HAIR he yelled and then he ded faster thna Crellan desu so she screamed WOT M8 and jumpt out da wendo but wat if no wendo we will never no oh weit we do no ther was a wendo in da sky and she highfived juses (because she was a relig desu ^^^^) she den fell down to heck (my mommy will get mad if i seid hall (_))) a titan than eated my mom she had penk hair and tastd leik assperegis (I cant spell desu desu) roi mustard (from fillmental alcheesemis) cam out of nowhere n burnt my torteeeeea No not my torteeeeeea i screamed and kikd hem in da dik which mad hem go blind agein god damm et roi y u blind I screamed he than said fuk u and my mommy gronded meh

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