Thanks guys for tuning in for a Cory in the House crossover with SSB4. This was inspired by viewing a couple fan fictions recently. I was outraged when I saw that there were none on these two. Well enjoy!
Mario was casually strolling around the White House when a noise caught him by surprise. "Fuck me harder big and rich daddy!" This caused Mario to become curious. Of course, he had to get his partner in crime, Mr. Game and Watch. When noticing something weird about Mario, Sonic rushed up and asked, "What the fuck is up with you?" Before Mario could reply, Sonic exclaimed, "Hurry the fuck up. You're too slow!" With Mario getting furious, he threw a fireball at Sonic. He yelled, "Get the fuck out of the way!" The fireball bounced off of Sonic's perfect shield and Mr. Game and Watch collected it for his oil panic. Out of surprise, Sheik Up-Specialled right in front of Game and Watch. He collected the energy from Sheik to complete his oil panic. Suddenly, out of nowhere, they all heard another mysterious noise: "Stick it all the way in black boy!" Mario, out of rage, exclaimed, "We need to find out where that noise is coming from!" Mario and the gang ran through the White House. They first stopped in the kitchen. Sheik was the first to spot the chef, Cory's dad. As the gang asked in union, "Did you hear the little bitch screaming?" Cory's dad replied, "No." Still in anxiousness to find this noise, Mario and his crew kept searching. Their next stop was in the Main Office. Mario exemplified, "Where is tha-" "That is SO rough!" coming out of nowhere. Mario getting furious, exclaimed, "I am going to find that bitch and shove a god damn light bulb down her throat if she doesn't shut the fuck up!" They started to walk around again. Mario started to give up when they were walking down the hall and heard another noise, "It's about to happened. I can't stop it anymore. Ahhhhh." This noise was extremely close to the gang. They barged in the closest door just to notice a very peculiar sight. Sheik threw up, Game and Watch released his oil panic, and Mario burned his eyes out. Sonic was the only one who was intrigued by this sight. The oil panic helped the black boy go even faster (Faster than Mario anyways)! He walked up to the black boy and said with familiarity, " That speed is amazing! And that accuracy! Oh my! I am thinking but words aren't coming out! Exemplary! Now, you could be the next character for Smash 4! May I ask what your name is?" Cory said with pride, "Cory, Cory, Cory in the house and it's busta time!" He floated out the window on a unicorn just to leave the president with a butt full of cum next to the Smash 4 gang.
Thank you for reading if you read this far. I don't know what came over me to write this piece but I do believe that it is my best work. If you would like a sequel, please write a review saying "CANCER." Thanks!