It was an unseasonably warm day outside of Uranohoshizora High School as all 24 students began their associated club activities.
This meant that the recently formed school idol group 'Aqours' was about to enjoy a very intensive, very heterosexual array of training
exercises. As always everyone was present; the third years, the second years, the first years, as well as Hanamaru's daily tonnage of bread.
"Alright girlfriends, let's begin!" Chika screamed, releasing the fresh scent of citrus into a 20 mile radius. Everyone gave each other high-fives,
officially beginning the unholy series of events that everyone in Japan feared would take place once more. The ritual lasted for approximately
10 minutes before Riko began to walk into the ocean in an effort to become one with the salty depths and find inspiration in near death experience.
As is tradition, everyone had to cease their activities and begin filling the ocean with dogs while Chika and You held Riko down by the ankles.
After covering the majority of the coastline in canine, Ruby Kurosawa decided it was time to finally take a break as the others completed their
work, only after gaining Dia's permission and putting on her GPS ankle bracelet of course. Kanan also decided to stop working because she is
the other key character in this story. Both of them sat on a bench at the edge of the beach as they watched the sun begin to slowly set behind
the canine line, enjoying sweet snacks. Ruby clutched her pepper spray in her other hand as she carefully glanced at this stranger she has
never seen before. Kanan quickly met Ruby's eyes in an assertive manner and Ruby, surprised by this fact, screamed at the top of her lungs,
giving everyone in the area tinnitus. "What's wrong Ruby-chan?" Kanan asked, genuinely worried for her friend. "Wh- Who are you? I don't know you!"
Ruberry responded in unguarded instinctual fear. "You don't know me? I'm your friend Kanan!" she smiled calmly and soullessly. Ruby still wasn't
sure at first, but her opinion began to change as Kanan shared some candy with her. "Ruby, we've officially become friends again for about 20 minutes
now, can I be honest with you about something?" she queried. Ruby nodded with a smile on her face, her affection meter heightened due to sugar intake.
Kanan pulled out a beautiful studded box, peaking Ruby's interest. She scooted close, her Red hair clashing with the purple and gold accents of the
box. After a long, deep breath, Kanan held out the box and slowly opened it right against Rubers face, which immediately paled. Sitting on a silk
pillow was a Luger pistol chambered in 9mm with the words "Bad Bitch" inscribed on the grip. "I stole this from Mari, but she will never notice."
Kanan explained, "I have a mission that only you can fulfill." A bead of sweat ran down Ruby's baby face as she fought the urge to scream; mostly in
fear that she might alter Earth's orbit. "I need you to take this gun and shoot me in the chest." Kanan said straight faced with a rather serious
expression. "I can't let my passion and admiration corrupt you." Ruby turned from pale to stop light in less than a nano-second, her 5 year old brain
unable to comprehend the situation before her. "Fuck" she whispered. (#LetRubySayFuck)