There once a boy named St. Jimmy. He was the biggest American Idiot of all. He was failing school, so he was given a Letterbomb to take to his parents advising them of his failing situation. Jimmy couldn't take it. "Give Me Novacaine!" He yelled to his friend, we'll call him the "Jesus of Suburbia", he was also failing school. "Are We The Waiting or something?" JoS asked. "Why don't we just take a Holiday down to the Boulevard of Broken Dreams and just get away from it all!". Jimmy agreed, so JoS, Jimmy, and Jimmy's Extraordinay Girl-friend drove out to the city. The three, however, realized they would never be able to live without parents or anything to help them. "Wake Me Up When September Ends..." Jimmy said. (This took place in September). Jimmy's girlfriend later thought that maybe she had a chance in the city. Jimmy was devastated. "What are you gunna do, Jimmy, She's a Rebel!" JoS and Jimmy set off on their Homecoming trip, leaving the rebel behind. Three months after, and Jimmy's girlfriend is still nowhere to be found. "Do you think you'll ever see Whatsername again?" JoS asked. "Well...we'll just have to find out..."
And that is the story of our American Idiot.
-xJunit123x (a.k.a. Jackson)