This is my first fanfiction where I need the movies dialogue. I own nothing except my name, so please enjoy.
Hiccup and Toothless cheered after their death defying stunt. Hiccup threw his arms up cheering, "YEAH" as Toothless shot a plasma blast. Just as they where about to fly through it a rainbow colored light engulfed them. The same light consumed all the vikings as well as the dragons.
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Jack watched Jamie tell Sophie and his mom about his wild sled ride through the town, when another rainbow light sucked them up, as well as Jamie's friend, the Guardians and a planning Pitch.
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A browned haired girl sat at the edge of a frozen pond, then a light flashed and the girl disappeared.
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Merida finished feeding Angus, and would you believe it, a rainbow light flashed around her and the rest of the royal family.
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Rapunzel sighed, watching her mother leave, when a light flashed engulfed her, Mother Gothal, Flynn and the King and Queen.
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Oh pouted as Tip flew the car away from the gas station with a very smug smile on her face. Then a light flashed causing them, Kyle, Captain Smek, and Lucy Tucci to disappear.
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Quasimodo sat watching the people of Paris, and all of a sudden flash of rainbow light consumed his, Judge Frollo, two gypsies, a goat, and a captain of the guard.
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Everyone landed with a heavy thud on the floor.
"What is going on!" The muffled yell of Stoick the Vast. Hiccup snickered at his father's misfortune.
Then another flash appeared and girl emerged from the light. Her white hair was waist length and shone in the light. She wore a navy blue t-shirt that said "Born Barefoot, Staying Barefoot" with brown shorts, her feet bare. A crystal pendent hung around her neck seemingly changing colors as she scanned the crowd.
"Hello there. My names Spirit of Aura, but you can call me Aura, Guardian of Truth, Rider of the Woolly Howl Frostwind, Epic Sorcerer and Archer." She introduced with a bow. Suddenly a big blue blur landed beside Aura.
"DRAGON!" The Vikings charged, the three Boov passed out in fright, the Guardians shrunk back standing in front of the children, Fergus did the same. Hiccup, Jack, Rapunzel, Merida, Tip, and Quasimodo( who was hiding in the shadows) looked on curiously at the pale blue dragon. Just as the Vikings reached it a bright blue shield surrounded the beast, causing the Vikings to bounce off.
"I would like it if you didn't attack my dragon, thank you." She glared at the Vikings, then scanned the crowd and frowned, looking to the shadows. Quasi's eyes widened as Aura walked toward him with a small smile.
"You can come out, I won't let anyone hurt you." She smiled warmly, holding a hand out for him to take. He glanced from the girl's hand to her face, the warm smile still plastered on her face. Tentatively, he grasped her hand , allowing her to lead him into the light. The silence around them broke as people gasped. Quasi shuffled, hiding behind Aura as people looked at him in horror. Everything was still, that was until Hiccup started walking toward them.
"Hiccup, what are you doing get back here!" Stoick yelled. Hiccup froze in a step, glancing back to his father, huffed and continued toward the two. He stopped when he reached them, smiling.
"Hi, my names Hiccup." He held out his hand in offering, Quasi looked at Aura, seeing her smile he slowly came out.
"Q-Quasimodo, you're-you're not scared?" Quasi stuttered taking his hand.
"I've recently learned not to judge someone by their appearance." Aura beamed at Hiccup and then remembered.
"I almost forgot. We have a few more guests." She pointed to the Vikings, " And if any of you attack them, I'll skin ya, got it." Her eyes and pendent turned red. Another flash and the colony of dragons appeared. The Vikings got ready to charge but a warning look for their host, stopped them.
"Um, Ms. Humans-person?" Oh raised his hand, "Could you explain why we are here?"
"Of course!" She laughed, "I brought you all to watch a movie, and for those of you that don't know what a movie is, it's a bunch of moving pictures. Now it you would please take your seats, we will begin." She instructed the group to their seats and noticed Jack was still in the same position.
"Jack!" He perked up at his name. "Come on, everyone can see." Jacks eyes flew across the room, seeing everyone. A widen smile made it way onto his face as he flew over to sit between Hiccup and Emma.
"Now I present, How To Train Your Dragon." With that the lights in the room dimmed.
EXT. NORTH SEA/VILLAGE - NIGHT
We skim above a dark, wild ocean. The camera turns toward a lone island, Berk. It is a gigantic shard of rock jutting straight out of the water.
HICCUP (V.O.)
This, is Berk.
Everyone in the room, minus Aura jumped when Hiccups voice sounded.
It's twelve days North of hopeless, and a few degrees South of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the meridian of misery.
The camera drifts over rolling hills to reveal a small village nestled on an outcropping of sea mounts.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D)
My village. In a word, sturdy. And it's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new.
The camera drifts closer, circling.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D)
We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have...
Sheep graze peacefully on a hillside. Suddenly one is snatched.
CUT TO: INT. STOICK'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
A door is pulled open... as a DRAGON swoops directly toward it, BLASTING FIRE. The door is SLAMMED. The fire shoots through the slats of wood, illuminating HICCUP, a gangly teenage Viking.
HICCUP
...dragons.
EXT. STOICK'S HOUSE He reopens the sizzling door, as leaps off of the front porch. He weaves through the erupting mayhem as Vikings pour out of the buildings, ready for a fight. More dragons swarm in, setting rooftops alight and hauling off sheep.
"For once, would you just stay in the house." Stoick groaned. Hiccup looked down.
"Stoick you do realize the house was on fire, right?" Aura pointed out.
HICCUP (V.O.)
Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.
"OH, like you don't." Gobber stated.
"I never said I didn't."
Vikings sound the alarm. Viking men and women pour out into the streets, axes in HICCUP darting through alleys, staying under eaves, making his way through the battle.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D)
My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But it's not the worst.
"HA, what name could be worse than Hiccup!" Snotlout laughed.
"Oh I don't know. I think Snotlout is a lot worse." Aura grinned as the children laughed.
(CONT"D) Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.
Dragons sweep back and forth, dodging axes and blasting the Vikings who throw them. A burly warrior gets tossed in an explosion, knocking Hiccup to the ground.
VIKING (FIERCE)
Arggghhhhh!
(cheery, insane)
Mornin'!
The group laughed as the said viking blushed.
Hiccup gets to his feet and continues to rush past gigantic men and women.
HICCUP (V.O.)
Meet the neighbors. Hoark the Haggard...
HOARK
What are you doing out!?
HICCUP
... Burnthair the Broad...
BURNTHAIR
Get inside!
"I would but it's on fire, thank you very much."
HICCUP
... Phlegma the Fierce...
PHLEGMA THE FIERCE
Get back inside!
"Can't it's on fire, remember?"
HICCUP .
Ack.
"Just Ack?" Jack asked.
He passes a silent ox of a viking, picking his ear.
HICCUP (CONT'D)
Yep, just Ack.
Jack blinked.
Enter STOICK, the biggest Viking of all. He yanks Hiccup from the path of a strafing dragon and holds aloft to the crowd.
STOICK
Hiccup!?
(accusingly; to the crowd)
What is he doing out again?!
"His bloody house is on fire!" Merida yelled.
"Merida, a princess does not raise her voice." Elinor scolded. Merida groaned.
(TO HICCUP)
What are you doing out?! Get inside!
The flames light up his scowling face and matted red beard. He sets Hiccup down and turns to the sky, searching.
HICCUP (V.O.) (IN AWE)
That's Stoick the Vast. Chief of the tribe. They say that when he was a baby he popped a dragon's head clean off of its shoulders. Do I believe it?
Stoick grabs a wooden cart and hurls it, knocking the strafing dragon out of the sky.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Yes I do.
Stoick sat straighter, even if that was just a rumor.
An EXPLOSION forces Vikings to DUCK. Stoick stands firm, brushing flaming debris off of his shoulder.
STOICK (barking; to his men)
What have we got?
VIKING #1
Gronkles. Nadders. Zipplebacks. Oh, and Hoark saw a Monstrous Nightmare.
STOICK
Any Night Furies?
The said Night Fury perked up.
VIKING #1
None so far.
STOICK (RELIEVED)
Good.
VIKING
Hoist the torches!
Massive flaming braziers are raised on poles, lighting up the night sky... and revealing swirling dragons of all types. Below, Hiccup crosses an open plaza and ducks into an open building with a tall chimney.
INT. BLACKSMITH STALL - CONTINUOUS
He crosses behind a counter, where a peg-legged, one-armed hulk of a Blacksmith reshapes blades with a hammer and tongs appendage.
GOBBER
Ah! Nice of you to join the party. I thought you'd been carried off.
Hiccup dons a leather apron and starts to put away Gobber's scattered appendages.
HICCUP
Who me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all this.
Hiccup strikes a bodybuilder pose.
Hiccup buries his head in his hands as everyone laughs.
GOBBER They need toothpicks, don't they?
Hiccup gets to work, transferring bent and chipped weapons to the forge as Vikings crowd the counter for replacements.
HICCUP (V.O.)
The meathead with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber.
I've been his apprentice ever since I was little. Well...littler.
"OI, who are you callin' meathead, fishbone!" Gobber yelled.
"Who are you calling fishbone, meathead" Hiccup shot back.
EXT. VILLAGE - CONTINUOUS ON STOICK
STOICK
We move to the lower defenses. We'll counter-attack with the catapults.
Armed men rush past, flanking others who carry sheep to safety. Stoick follows up the rear as, overhead, a dragon strafes the rooftops with Napalm-like fire.
HICCUP (V.O.)
See? Old village. Lots and lots of new houses.
VIKING
FIRE!
In response, the fire brigade charges through the plaza - four TEENS, tugging a large wooden cask on wheels. From it, they fill buckets of water to douse the flames. One among them is a cute, energetic Viking girl. Hiccup leans out of the stall to watch her.
HICCUP (V.O.)
Oh and that's Fishlegs, Snotlout. The twins Ruffnut and Tuffnut. And... (DREAMY) Astrid.
"If you think I would ever go for you. You're dead wrong." Astrid growled causing Hiccup to flinch back.
"At least he doesn't flirt with you every chance he gets!" Aura snapped, "Besides Hiccup deserve better than you, cause all you've ever been is mean and nasty to him and yes I'm using clean language right now because there children here."
"What was that, dragon-freak?!" Astrid snarled.
"You heard me you *huglausi beiskaldi*!" Aura bit back causing the vikings to gasp. (I'll leave the meaning at the bottom)
"What did you call me?!"
"A huglausi beiskaldi and I'm am done with you." Aura waved her hand causing Astrid to disappear a flash of light. "Geez, I can't stand her."
"Ssssssoooooo... what did you call her?" Jamie asked.
"That's for the vikings and me to know and for you to never find out." Aura smiled cheerfully.
"Now back to the movie!"
A SLOW-MOTION explosion erupts behind her, framing her in a sexy ball of fire. The others join her, looking awesome and heroic.
"Okay, we look awesome" Tuffnut boasted.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Their job is so much cooler.
Hiccup tries to join them as they pass, but he's hooked by Gobber and hoisted back inside.
HICCUP (CONT'D) (PLEADING)
Ah, come on. Let me out, please. I need to make my mark.
GOBBER
Oh, you've made plenty of marks. All in the wrong places.
HICCUP
Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon. My life will get infinitely better. I might even get a date.
GOBBER
You can't lift a hammer.
"Yes I can just not very well!"
You can't swing an axe.
"That on the other hand is very true."
Gobber grabs a bola (iron balls connected by rope).
GOBBER (CONT'D)
... you can't even throw one of these.
A Viking runs by and nabs it out of Gobber's hand, hurling it at a dive-bombing Gronkle. The bola binds its legs, sending it into a heavy crash.
HICCUP (ready with the answer)
Okay fine, but...
He rushes to the back corner of the stall and presents a bizarre, wheel barrow-like contraption.
HICCUP (CONT'D) ... this will throw it for me.
Hiccup OPENS the hinged lid of the device. An arm springs up, equipped with twin bows. They prematurely launch a bola, narrowly missing Gobber... and taking out a Viking at the counter.
"Cool, it would be awesome with snowball fights" Jack muttered.
"Right, cause that's the last thing you need Frostbit." Bunny stated.
VIKING
Arggh!
GOBBER
See, now this right here is what I'm talking about.
HICCUP
Mild calibration issue.
GOBBER
Hiccup.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all...
Gobber gestures in Hiccup's general direction.
GOBBER (CONT'D)
... this.
"You just pointed to all of him!" Tip scowled.
HICCUP (ASTONISHED)
But... you just pointed to all of me.
GOBBER
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you.
HICCUP (THREATENING)
Ohhhh...
GOBBER (MIMICKING)
Ohhhhh, yes.
HICCUP
You, sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much, raw...Vikingness contained.
(BEAT) There will be consequences!
"Oh yeah, ya just got to give it another five years!" Aura said fanning herself, blushing.
Gobber tosses him a sword.
"See I can pick up a sword, it's just they're to big." Hiccup pouted.
GOBBER
I'll take my chances. Sword. Sharpen. Now.
Hiccup takes it begrudgingly and lobs it onto the grinding wheel. He stews... fantasizing...
HICCUP (V.O.)
One day I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon is everything around here.
EXT. VILLAGE - LOWER PLAINS - CONTINUOUS Nadders land, gathering like seagulls around a seemingly vacant house.
HICCUP (V.O.)
A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed.
The Nadders huff. They should be worth more than that.
The Nadders clamber onto the building, tearing the roof and walls apart. Sheep pour out and SCATTER. Elsewhere, hippo-like Gronckles pick drying racks clean of fish and fly off like loaded pelicans.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Gronckles are tough. Taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend.
The Gronckles all shared a look. That meant mate, right?
A stealthy, snake-like dragon head peeks over a rooftop, breathing gas into a chimney.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D)
A Zippelback? Exotic, exciting. Two heads, twice the status.
The spark heads let out a few sparks of joy at their ranking.
A second head pokes through the door and lights it. KABLAM! The two heads fly through the explosion, their necks zipping together to reveal a single body. It flies past Stoick as he climbs to the top of a CATAPULT TOWER.
CATAPULT OPERATOR
They found the sheep!
STOICK (FRUSTRATED) Concentrate fire over the lower bank!
CATAPULT OPERATOR
Fire!
Boulders are catapulted at the corralling Nadders... Just as a huge red dragon whips past, spraying the base of the catapult with sticky fire.
HICCUP (V.O.)
And then there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best Vikings go after those. They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire.
The Nightmares flared up, letting out joyful roars.
"I would like my lair to stay up, thank you." Aura stated. The Dragons looked sheepish before their flames when out.
It emerges from the flames, climbing the catapult with a leering, toothy grin.
STOICK
Reload! I'll take care of this.
Stoick takes on the Nightmare, face to hammer. Suddenly, a LOUD BALLISTIC MOANING streaks overhead. The catapult crew ducks. INT. BLACKSMITH STALL - CONTINUOUS ON HICCUP, looking up from his work, reacting to the same sound.
Hiccup smiled at the sound.
HICCUP (V.O.)
But the ultimate prize is the dragon no one has ever seen. We call it the-
VIKING
Night Fury! Get down!
Vikings everywhere take shelter. The moaning sound BUILDS. EXT. VILLAGE - CATAPULT - CONTINUOUS The Monstrous Nightmare suddenly stops fighting and takes flight. Stoick looks skyward.
STOICK
JUMP!
KABOOM!
The Catapult EXPLODES as though hit by an artillery shell... sending Stoick and the crew leaping for their lives.
HICCUP (V.O.)
This thing never steals food, never shows itself, and...
The sound recedes, leaving the crippled catapult in flames.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D)
...never misses.
(BEAT)
No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'm going to be the first.
Snotlout and the twins burst out laughing. "U-Useless, killing a d-dragon, HAHA, that's a good one" They kept laughing until a sudden blast of ice landed inches from them.
The guardian instantly look at the winter spirit, who gripped his staff, looking away innocently.
"Perfect guardian material." North whisper to the others.
IN THE STALL Gobber trades his hammer for an axe.
GOBBER
Man the fort, Hiccup, they need me out there!
Gobber pauses. Turns with a threatening glare.
GOBBER (CONT'D)
Stay. Put. There. You know what I mean.
"YOU LEFT HIM ALONE!" Stoick roared at Gobber, who just shrugged.
Gobber charges into the fray, HOLLERING. ON HICCUP, a smirk crosses his face. EXT. VILLAGE - MOMENTS LATER WHAM! Hiccup pushes his wheeled contraption through a wall of clustered Vikings. He weaves through the ongoing mayhem, as fast as his legs can carry him.
VIKING #6 (O.S.)
Hiccup, where are you going!
VIKING #7
Come back here!
HICCUP
I know. Be right back!
ON THE PLAIN BELOW The Nadders have cornered the house-full of sheep. They close in, ready to spring upon them. Stoick suddenly appears, HURLING FISHING NETS over them. The surprised Nadders are caught. Stoick and his men rush in. A Nadder blasts a hole through its net. Stoick leaps onto it, clamping his thick arms around its head, forcing its jaws shut.
STOICK
Mind yourselves! The devils still have some juice in them.
"They're not devils" Hiccup hissed under his breath.
ON THE PLAIN ABOVE Hiccup reaches a cliff overlooking the smoking CATAPULT and drops the handles to the ground. He cranks several levers, unfolding and then cocking the bowed arms of his contraption. He drops a bola onto a chamber and then pivots the weapon on a gimbal head toward the dark sky. He listens, with his eye pressed to the scope, hand poised on the trigger. He hears the NIGHT FURY approaching... and turns his aim to the defense tower. It closes in for the final strike, completely camouflaged in the night.
HICCUP (TO HIMSELF)
Come on. Give me something to shoot at, give me something to shoot at.
KABLAM!
The tower topples. The blast of fire illuminates the dragon for a split second. Hiccup pulls the trigger. KERTHUNK! The flexed arms SNAP forward, springing the weapon off the ground. The bola disappears into the sky, followed by a WHACK and a SCREECH.
huglausi beiskaldi- cowardly bitch
Well that will be the end for now. I hope you enjoyed it and tell me what you think. Always love these type of stories and have been wanting to write on, so here it is.