I grew up in the forest, basically. So it was natural for me to be friends with a like minded man. I live in town but I make almost daily trips up to his shack in the woods to visit and talk with him.
"Ted," I say. "sometimes I wish I could be like you. You actually did what people dream of."
Ted, as I call him, is a bearded, fatherly man. He spent his life teaching math at the University until he got tired of it all. He retreated into the woods and lives in a small shed where he reads, plays music, writes, and many other things.
When I go up there he usually teaches me about math or the environment. Sometimes he reads to me from the book he is writing. He calls it his manifesto but he's not done with it yet. Every time he starts with the same line: "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race." I think I know what he means by that but I just like to humor him and let him read.
Some days when I visit Ted is distraught. He is frantically running around his shed trying to find mechanical pieces that he has misplaced. I try to help him but he shoos me away telling me he doesn't "want me apart of this business" and I'm "too innocent to get involved". He finds his piece and slips it into his new machine which he slips into a drawer.
We talk for hours about everything under the sun. He is a very smart man. But there is really only one thing I want to talk about, how much I want his massive cock to slip inside my ass.
"Ted, I want to ask you a question.'
"Yes, Miles"
"Can you fuck me?"
"WHAT?" He says shocked
"Please, just one time. I've been thinking about this for a while and the only thing I want is for us to live together in the woods. But I know that'll never happen so I will settle for 1 moment of passion from you."
After a few minutes of him staring at me he sighs. "Just this once, but you must never speak of this to anyone!'
"Yes! Yes! Of course, I'll never tell anyone!"
And with that we became entangled in each other and what followed was several years of passionate love, until his arrest. When he was arrested he did his best to keep my name away from anyone's mind. He ensured I was safe from trouble. And for that I thank him. But now the time has come. I've been studying for years and its time to begin where Ted left. I must do this for love, and for the trees.