Dumbledore Confronts Professor McGonagall In the Bathroom: A Short Story.
One afternoon at Hogwarts Dumbledore was feeling extremely bored, on top of that he got serious intestinal issues for eating too much junk-food the other Saturday night at the annual carnival, his stomach was hurting so bad no magic spell was enough to dissipate this.
"IT'S TIME" Dumbledore exclaimed with seriousness in his voice, it was a calm afternoon none less but Dumbledore would not lower his guard so easily, however a tremor on his insides made his change his mind, there was no time.
"EXTRUMUDUS!" shouted Dumbledore with might, his voice resounding on the halls of the school, this powerful spell gave Dumbledore an epic surge of power and he was running at Mach 1 while occasionally bumping against some walls with one place in mind, the sanctuary known as The Room Of Requirement!
He shoot himself straight through the door, since this was a magical room the doors this time were made of security glass so breaking them would produce small square shards that hurt nobody, through a half mile corridor Dumbledore beaked his momentum slowly until arriving to what he mostly needed, in front of him was a toilet in front of a small table with a Mayo sandwich.
Dumbledore sat down in the toilet and started consuming the sandwich, in the midst of satisfaction he dropped a tear of happiness from his eye, he couldn't contain himself and started mumbling some moaning sounds while eating, it was at this moment when his privacy got shockingly interrupted.
"Director Dumbledore!" Said the intrusive disembodied voice of Professor McGonagall "You killed Finch in from of first year student Luna Lovegood, this is utterly unacceptable!" She added with her ultra-strict British voice.
"Mhgnvra-hmmn-hmgaga bitch" said Dumbledore unable to speak properly because he took a bite too big from the sandwich.
"Sectusempra!" casted Minerva McGonagall from behind a random plant that was in the bathroom got Dumbledore's body several cuts all around his old body.
"Hmmmmffff!" sounded Albus in pain still trying to swallow the sandwich, he then remembered he can cast without speaking by using illegal magic, and pointed his wand towards the old woman but before he could finish the spell a student called Predo ambushed him and striked his head really hard with a shovel.
"Avada Kedavra!" said Minerva and attacked Dumbledore but at the last second he used a reflection amulet and the spell bounced back, Minerva jumped and dodged so the spell started ricocheting on the bathroom walls until hitting Predo killing him instantly.
Albus got mad and casted the cruciatus spell on McGonagall but she was too strong to succumb to the pain "Wingardium Leviossa!" screeched Minerva and made Dumbledore's tunic levitate so hard that it got entangled on his head blinding him of his 5 senses, she then grabbed the shovel and slammed it hard against Dumbledore's head, this got Dumbledore berserk so he grabbed Minerva by the neck in blind rage and managed to stuff her head inside the toilet, she was fighting back so he used the remains of the sandwich to choke her up more while she was drowning inside the toilet.
He stuffed the half eaten sandwich in her mouth and held firmly until she stopped kicking and finally died.
Confused he stumbled out of the room of requirement and exhausted he went back to his office without any student noticing he was massively injured, what a terrible inconvenient day that was for him, this ruined his afternoon.
Sad he started reading the news and the magic newspaper said that Finch was murdered on school grounds and that there was a witness, saddened by this Dumbledore made some tea and started reading the comic stripes on the magical newspaper.
The End.