Author's Note: This is my first crack fic and I don't know if it's really all that funny to anyone other than me, but I thought I would try! I hope I don't kill you with boredom. Enjoy and if it sucks, I'm sorry! Enjoy, Desu!

~Neko-chan

It was a mid-winter's day with a slight breeze and Canada was sitting at home, enjoying the playoffs for hockey, when all hell broke loose.

America: *Bursts through the door without knocking* 'Sup Canadia! How's it hangin' bro-ha?

Canada: *Gets really irritated and annoyed* It's Canada, and why are you here?

America: Well, I wanted to see you and your front door was unlocked so I just walked in! *smiles*

Canada: GTFO! NOW!

America: *Makes a puppy-dog face* Bu-but Cana-

Canada: NOW, YA LIL' SHIT!

America: ok, ok. I'm goin'.

(~Magical time-skip brought to you by England's unicorn~)

Canada: *Eats popcorn and watches hockey* Finally he's gone! I was afraid he'd never leave!

America: *Kicks down the door* Guess who's back with friends!

Canada: THAT WAS MY F*CKING DOOR! WHAT THE HELL?!

France: It is alright. *Goes over to Canada and sits next to him* We will fix it, with our love!

Canada: I don't understand… WHY YOU PEOPLE ARE IN MY HOUSE!

Denmark: *Pops his head in from the ceiling with Prussia* Hey America, we need to go if we're going to that bar.

Prussia: JA! I NEED ZE BEER MAN, ZE BEER!

America: Ok dudes! *Jumps through the ceiling with Prussia and Denmark*

Japan: What just happened?

Canada: It happens all the time. And when did you get here Japan?

Japan: I've been here the whole time. So has China and Russia.

Russia: You have seen him do that before, da?

China: I don't even know, aru.

France: OUR LOVE WILL FIX IT ALL!

Canada: Just… I don't… Forget it. I'm going with Japan. *Walks out of the house with Japan*

(~Graceful time-skip brought to you by Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia~)

*At America's house with America, England, Denmark, Prussia, and Poland*

America: Dudes, I've been meaning to ask you something.

England: What is it?

America: Have you guys met my kids?

Everyone: YOU HAVE KIDS?! SINCE WHEN?!

America: I've had kids for a long time. *Hears giggling outside* Some of them are here now! *Runs out the door to get them*

Denmark: Since when has that guy had kids?

Prussia: And if he has kids, who's the mom?

America: *Comes back in with some teenagers* Guys, I'd like you to meet three of my kids! This is Arizona, Texas and Florida!

The states: Hey!

England: America, I have a question.

America: What?

England: Who is the-

Prussia: WHO IS THEIR MOTHER?! DAMNIT, YOU BETTER TELL ZE AWESOME ME NOW!

America: *Laughs nervously* Oh, their mom is.. uh… I THINK I HEAR CHINA CALLING FOR ME! GOT TO GO! *Runs off*

Denmark: So does that mean that China is the mom?

Prussia and England: *Falls on the floor*

Texas: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!

Arizona: Why are yo-

Texas: A LIE!

Arizona: I'm done. *Gets a plate, breaks it, and opens a portal to China's house*

Florida: I don't understand.

Korea: *Appears out of nowhere* You don't need to understand. Just leave it alone. *Disappears*

Florida: What?

Korea: *Appears again* ALONE! *Disappears*

Prussia and England: Well then…