Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Johm Ringo's Black Tide Rising series, I'm just borrowing them for awhile. I strongly expect he won't approve.
Introduction: The John Ringo Lesbothon!
"What kind of title is THAT?" Faith Smith blurted, the attractive blond dressed in her usual combat fatigues. She also was usually weighed down by every knife she could find, but she was off duty at the moment.
"Just read the script, Sis," Sophia sighed.
Faith shook her head, "Okay, but I'm doing it my way."
Sophia made a face, "Oy."
Faith addressed the audience, "Okay, so there's this author, Shanejayell. And he has a really unhealthy thing for lesbians."
"Most men do. Have you SEEN the amount of lesbian porn online?" Sophia noted.
"And what are YOU looking online for lesbian porn for?" Faith had to ask.
Sophia tried to look innocent, "Just curious."
"Right," Faith looked skeptical. Shaking her head she continued, "Anyway, he ALSO has a unhealthy fascination with the writings of John Ringo."
"Who, it should be noted, he got in a online fight with. Ringo went apeshit and banned him off his facebook page," Sophia snickered, "after Shane suggested that Obama was NOT the anti-christ."
Faith looked amused, "Which you'd think would make him stop writing John Ringo novel tie ins. But noo..."
"Doing to to spite him?" Sophia offered.
"Who knows?" Faith shrugged. "Anyway, he's written three one shots so far, and he's collecting them here. Who knows, if he gets enough reviews he might write more of them."
"He's not becoming one of those writers who beg for reviews, is he?" Sophia asked, alarmed.
"Nah. These stories will probably sink like a stone anyway," Faith noted wisely. "Now, can I get back to zombie killing?"
"Yeah, let's go..." Sophia agreed as they walked off.
To be continued...
Notes: So, yeah, I have several John Ringo inspired fics with little or no reviews. So why not stick them together?