Ferb's Dad
It was a quiet afternoon in the tri-state area when Phineas asked Ferb "Hey Ferb, what do you wanna do today?" Ferb said nothing like always. Phineas said 'I know, let's make a mind reading machine!" Ferb just stood there looking creepy as fuck. Ferb you order the parts, I'll make the blue prints, ok? Once again Ferb stood there but listened to Phineas, Phineas' loser ass friends came by. Of course there was the creepy Mexican kid who get the shit bullied out of him by the fat failed abortion, the fat failed abortion himself, And the scrawny whore who always asks him what he's doing. First to talk to Phineas was the scrawny whore; she asked him what he was doing. Phineas was doing something hard that took all his focus to do, when she said that he snapped and said "What the fuck does it look like I'm doing, I'm fucking making another one of these gay ass machines that most likely won't work!" after that, he told her "I'm so fucking sick of you coming to where I and fucking asking what I'm doing you, you can clearly just fucking look at it!". Phineas told Ferb what to do, and he knew just then that Isabella was fucked, out of nowhere Ferb pulled out a knife and stabbed the fuck out of her brutally killing her while getting blood and guts everywhere, it was a beautiful sight and made Phineas cum a little in his trousers. When Ferb finished having his fun destroying her face with his knife, Phineas said to him "God damn Ferb, no wonder you don't speak!" Ferb then stated, which is rare "That tis not the reason step brother, you will find out soon with the help of that machine there." Ferb then turned the knife on Phineas' gay friends and said "Pull down those trousers." Phineas said to him "Wow Ferb, I see you haven't stopped having your fun!" Ferb then turned to him and gave him the most disturbing look ever with his lopsided eyes and Phineas then know what was too happed. Ferb then pulled out his 2 inch chode and began fucking the Mexicans ass he screamed in pain as Ferb sank the knife into his back. Ferb came and his knife had sunk all the way into the Mexicans neck, killing him. The fat homo failed abortion was so stupid that he that he watched both people get murdered by Ferb. Ferb decided just to slit his throat and watch him bleed out, Ferb came on his corpse. Phineas said "Ferb, let's get back to this project now, I need to know why you don't talk" once again no reply, but he did as he was told. Two hours past and the machine was done. He tested it on Ferb and then saw the truth… It dated back to about three years ago, before Ferb's dad met Phineas' crack whore of a mother. Hundreds of memory's of Ferb's dad taking advantage of Ferb, along with three other kids. Phineas then said 'Wow Ferb, I kind of figured but still, I didn't think you dad would do something like that!" Seconds of awkward silence later Ferb said "You now know my secret, now you must die." Phineas screamed oh fuck! And ran for it, Ferb immediately stabbed his knee out. Phineas collapsed in pain an Ferb pulled down his pants and said "Phineas, I've waited a long time for this, now it's time to fuck you ass." About three seconds in of awkward anal sex, Ferb came and slit Phineas' throat. In Phineas' dying breath he saw Ferb pull a Device from his ass and say "Dad, they have found out. Kill the whore. Time to find a fresh family." Seconds later he heard gun shots and Phineas knew his deformed sister and crack whore mother have died, and in that moment, he passed on.
The End