Insane Posse

by Hey Buddy You In London

Rocky is one crazy bitch. How she deals with a cheating boyfriend? Not beating him up. Put a ballon in a porta-potty and watch him walk out, totally humiliated. And covered in blue shit. Put it in a music video and it goes viral,catching the eye of the Jackass team. Perhaps, maybe, a woman is what they need. M for language

1. Chapter 1

Insane Posse

Name: Rockell Winchester
also goes by: Rocky, Rocket
Age: 27
Bio: Had the shit kicked out of her as a kid by her dad, so not much really hurts her. Course if you slapped her ass You'll hurt.

Song: Homies by Insane Clown Posse

Varied Markings: Tattoo of the sun rising out of her ass crack.

Rocket bent down by the bungee launcher.
"You want me to what?" She looked at Johnny.
"I want you to strap yourself into that launcher and scream like you're having an orgasm through the air. Then when you hit the water, scream even louder." She exhaled.
"OK." She turned to the camera. "I'm Rocket Winchester and this is the Flying Orgie. Fuck you Johnny."
"Ahh it's the most sex I'll get all day." They shot her up and she said nothing except
"I fucking hate you Johnny!"
"Dude, orgasm!"
"How the fuck should I know what it sounds like, I'm a fucking virgin!" Johnny dropped to the ground laughing. "You asshole!Kiss my ass!"
"Gladly!"
"Go Blow Steve-O!"
"Why me?" Steve-O asked.
"It rhymed." Dave chuckled at her terribly perverted joke.
"Again, Rocket?" Johnny asked.
"Fuck no!" She yelled, swimming to shore. She got up and everyone laughed. "What?"
"Your shorts are in your panties." Steve-O yelled. She shrugged.
"Who gives a fuck." She walked out to the cooler and grabbed her flask and shot it back.
"What the hell is that?" Bam asked.
"Ah I put rum in my lemonade." She replied.