Hermione sat down across from the fire in the Common Room. She opened a book and started to read it, but she was rudely interrupted by none other than -wait for it- The Weasley twins!
They sat on either side of her and began talking. Fred spoke first. "We saw you write 'I Heart Weasley' in your notebook yesterday. It's not Ginny, I shouldn't even need to explain that. It's not Ron because you have some sense!"
"It's not Percy because he's a prat and too goody-goody even for you. It's not Charlie because you hardly know him, and he's too punk-rock."
"It's not Bill because he's already married."
"So..." Both of them said at the same time. "Which one of us is it?"
Hermione rolled her eyes, and stood up and left. And a piece of paper fell from her book- a letter never meant to be read by anyone. But Fred picked it up anyway. Great.
A/N: 'Kay, just something I found on Tumblr! If you want me to continue, I can. I can tell you what the letter said. It's just 2 o'clock in the morning, and I've been making Maximum Ride & Harry Potter video chat rooms, and writing Vampire Knight stories, for 3 hours strait. So my brain is fried and I'm fresh out of ideas. So...yeah.