AN/: Hey my lovely humans! Well I've received a new plot bunny and I just have to use it ^^ Now, to those who are reading "You and Me" I'm sorry I havnt put up a new chappy yet but I am working on it so PLEASSSSSSE dont give up on me TT^TT and I've been obsessed with listening to Limone-sensei so I've got Izaya's Japanese voice-actors voice stuck in my head lol

Description: Well what do you know, another of Shinra's experiments has gone awry again and our favorite informant gets stuck with the consequences. With no memory of his previous life, Izaya is now stuck in his fourteen-year-old body. Enemies he'd made start coming after the now defenseless teen. How will he survive in a world where everyone hates him and wants him dead? And what will Shizuo and Shiki think of this new development?

Warnings: Blood and violence, taking advantage of a minor, underage drinking, abuse of a minor, a certain blond debt collectors potty mouth and a lot of random stupidity XD

"Teenage Nightmare"

-Chapter 1: Life Changing Experience-

It was a normal day in Ikebukuro. The sun was out and all seemed right with the world. Orihara Izaya had just walked out of Russia Sushi, pleased with himself that he got to enjoy a day here without the loud blond chasing him everywhere. Speaking of which. "I wonder where Shizu-chan is...I wanna play with my favorite toy-" Just then, his cell phone went off. Looking at the illuminated screen, he saw it was Shinra. Sighing he answered.

"What is it Shinra..."

"Aw so mean. Anyway, I need you to come over cause I nee-"

Izaya cut him off. "No way. I'm not gonna be your guinea pig."

"PLEASE IZAYA! I swear it wont be bad!"

"No"

"As one of my best friends please help me out PLEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEE!"

"AGH OK OK! God just stop whining. You sound pathetic."

"YAY!"

Izaya sighed. He knew this wasnt going to end well. "I'll be there in five minutes."

And with that, he hung up his phone, slipped it back in his pocket, and headed to the crazy eccentric underground doctors apartment.

It only took one knock for the door to be opened. Shinra grabbed Izaya roughly by the arm and dragged him inside, leading him to the living room and flung him on the couch. "Dammit, what the fuck Shinra?" He didnt get an answer as the brunette shoved a glass into his face. Izaya stared at the strange greed liquid.

"This looks like poison. No way in hell am I drinking this..."

"Izaya please. You already said you would!"

"...I die...I'm gonna turn into a poltergeist, haunt your ass and throw shit at you."

Shinra watched as the raven downed the whole thing in one go. Izaya looked green for a second, shivered and twitched a little. "Ugh that was nasty..." Izaya and Shinra stared at each other for a few seconds when the raven fell to his knees, hugging his body, trying to escape the pain shooting threw him in waves. Shinra was by his side in a second, watching in horror as his friend twitched and convulsed on the floor. Eyes rolling in the back of his head. Fearing Izaya would swallow his tong, he opened his mouth just in case. The convulsions continued for a good five minutes and Shinra was beginning to really worry. When they stopped, Celty walked threw the door. Seeing her boyfriend and the informant on the floor, she began typing furiously on her PDA.

[What happened?]

Shinra shook his head. "I dont know. I asked him to try a new elixir I'd been working on. Shortly after drinking it, he went into spasms..."

[Will he be ok?]

"I think so. Can you help me get him of the couch?"

[Sure]

After placing him comfortably on the couch, the couple went off into another room to let the informant rest. Little did the two know, but the ravens body was slowly changing.

Well? What did you think? Review to let me know if I should continue :]