Iron Dipper

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper grunted as he worked to solve the "What-the-heck-ahedron." If he could just solve it...He'd win that 1,000$ reward from Stark Industries!

CRASH!

Dipper winched as yet another one of Mable's "hobbies" fell to pieces. "Mabel, could you knock it off? I'm trying to solve this intelligence puzzle but it seems impossible!"

Mabel chuckles. "Maybe you're just not smart enough." She teases playfully. Dipper glares...We'll see about that. Thinks Dipper as he opens up the journal...

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He applies the "percepshroom" to his forehead and goes to sleep...

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Dipper couldn't believe it! When he woke up; he suddenly had access to thoughts, ideas, skills that he never thought possible! The "What-the-heck-ahedron" was child's play! Soon he had it shipped to stark towers. Okay...now what? Thought Dipper as he examined the world in new and exciting ways...

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"Sir! I have the new prototype! Shouted the A.I. Known as Jarvis. It's ready to be shipped to your private lab! Also, someone won your contest! The prize money is also ready to be shipped!"

A very hungover and tired Tony Stark groped around blindly on his desktop. While he fumbled with the buttons, the computer switched the addresses around and had the deliveries sent by Auto-postal.

Jarvis saw this. And was about to point out the blunder when Stark finally found the "Snooze button" he'd been groping for. Silencing him for the day...

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Dipper looked at the crate confused. Maybe the sent the money in singles? Thought a confused Dipper. He then shrugs; opens the crate-

GAAAHHHHHH!

Cried Dipper as a bunch of mechanical tentacles grabbed him and dragged him into the box...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Dipper won't be as intelligent as Waddles was, he had a smaller amount through osmosis.

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

ANN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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