(Logan POV)
I am having the worse day ever so far and it all started when I went to get out of bed.
(This Morning)
I was having a dream about paint, a little person and pickles when I heard someone yelling at me. I groaned out and looked at my clock it was past two in the afternoon. It was Saturday and I didn't want to get up but I guess that wasn't going to happen. "Logan Mitchell get your lazy butt out of that bed right now!" I groaned again, when I heard mama Knight yelling at me. I threw the covers off me, leaned over to grab something when I spilt the glass of water I had sat there sometime last night, I am guessing. It spilled all over the floor.
"Shit..." I rolled my eyes and moved my legs so I could sit my feet down and once I did, the headache hit me like a ton of bricks. I guess I didn't see my chewed up phone wire in the water and well… I sat my feet down and felt a shock of electricity goes through my body. I jumped up, fell over Kendall damn dirty clothes and hit the doorknob and hit the ground. "Son of a Bitch" I yelled out right as I did the bedroom door opened and knocked me in the head. I feel back holding my head rolling on the floor holding my head. The pain was worse now.
"Lazy much" I rolled over and saw James standing in the doorframe looking at me. He had this odd look on his face. "Dude what the hell did you do? Mama Knight is pissed about something." I held my hand out for him to take it, which he did and helped, pulled me up, looking around the room and then back to James staring at me.
"I didn't do anything… I don't think I did…" I told James. Last night is little fuzz for me. I might have gone out with Kendall and Jett. Yes, Jett he and Kendall are trying to get along right now. We might have gone out and had a few drinks, ok a shit load of drinks. I don't even remember coming home all I do remember is a tree and Kendall… "OH MY GOD" I yelled out as James pulled me up. I turned around and saw that Kendall wasn't in the room. "Shit James, I lost Kendall!" I yelled and started to run out the door when we both heard a noise coming from the closet. James and I both looked to one another and ran to the door. I opened up the closet and see Jett; he was wearing my boxes and had paint all over his body. "Jett" I asked. I was so confused about what the hell he was doing here and wearing my close. "Jett" I paused before I asked my next question. "We didn't have sex did we?" I had to ask. I have a veg memory of some blonde kissing me and pushing me up against something and then attacking my lips and neck. James and I watched as Jeff slowly moved around and soon stood up.
"Wow, dizzy here." Jett said as James and I helped him over to the bed. He sat down while James and I stood in front of him. We watched as Jett ran his hands through his hair and then closed his eyes. He was falling asleep again.
"JETT" I screamed out.
"Logan dude voice… No I don't think we did unless you grew long black hair and a nice rack." Jett said. I felt relief wash over me. "These aren't my boxers?" Jett said looking down. I moved over and sat next to him.
"How did we get home? The last think I remember was a tree and Kendall…" after I said that we both looked at each other and then James but before we could say anything the bedroom door swung open to mama Knight standing there and she wasn't looking too happy at all.
"You two living room now" She yelled and grabbed us by our ears and pulled us into the living room. Once we got in there, the whole room was coved in pink and black paint and in the middle of the room was a little person wrapped in a blanket with duct tape all around the blanket and on his head was a baby bonnet on. He was out cold on the couch. Jett and I looked to one another and just smiled. I have no memory of what happened.
"Did we do that?" I whispered to Jett, he just gave me this look that said I don't really know.
"Sit down now!" Mama Knight yelled once more. Jett and I did as we were told and moved over to the couch where that little person was still sleeping. Neither one of us knew what to say because neither one of us knew what the hell happened last night. "Where is Kendall?" she yelled at both of us.
"Woman, voice I do have one hell of a hangover and your voice isn't helping." Jett said picking the pillow up and putting it over his head. I rolled my eyes and looked to mama Knight. Wrong answer, I took a deep breath and looked over at mama Knight.
"We don't know what happen last night. All I remember is going to the club with Kendall and Jett, then a tree, someone kissing me among other things. That is it. I think we lost Kendall…" I said looking down at the ground. I was going to say something else when the pit of my stomach had another idea. I leaned over the side of the couch and puked up whatever was in my stomach from last night.
"Dude not cool…" Jett said as that little person started to wake. Jett and I moved back when he opened his eyes. We all saw each other and started screaming.
"Aaahhhh!" I jumped up and so did Jett, we hit our heads and then fell right back onto the couch. Mama Knight shook her head and walked over to that little dude taking off the bonnet once she did I smiled and started laughing. He had long black hair…
"Well, now we know who you fucked last night." I said doubled over on the couch in laugher. Jett looked up and punched me in the eyes. "You dick" I yelled and fell back on the couch now holding my eye.
"Both of you STOP RIGHT NOW" Mama Knight yelled. God I wish I knew what the hell happened last night. After a few mins Mama Knight called a cab and walked the little dude down into the lobby.
"What the fuck did we do last night?" Jett screamed at me. Sitting back up, I looked at Jett and smirked at him.
"Well, we know who you did last night? Glad is wasn't me…" I said laughing at him, which caused him to punch me in the arm. "Look you ass….." I was cut off when Jett grabbed my hand. "Let go…"
"Logan shut up and look idiot," Jett said shoving my hand in front of my face. They I saw a sliver wedding ban on my finger.
"Oh My God I got married to who?" I was starting to panic it. Jett looked down at his hands and saw nothing there.
"Well, it isn't me… Good you're not my…"
"JETT I AM MARRIED; YOU FUCKED A LITTLE PERSON, YOUR WEARING MY BOXERS! THE LIVING ROOM IS PINK AND BLACK, SO ARE YOU AND KENDALL IS STILL MISSING!" I yelled sitting down on the couch. "AND I CANT SEEM TO GET THIS IMAGE OF A DAMN FUCKING TREE OUT OF MY HEAD!" that is when it hit me. Jett and I looked up at the same time.
"Kendall is the park in a tree!" we both yelled out running out the door. We were running when someone yelled at her. We stopped and saw Camille, Lucy and curled haired Jennifer standing there.
"Logan Mitchell you fucking prick!" Lucy yelled at me before she kneed me on the groan.
"Fuck…" I fell over into a little ball at Jett legs. He looked down at me before Lucy came and punched the shit out of him. He fell back and hit the wall.
"And when you see that dick Kendall give this to him." Lucy said kicking me in the nose before she, Camille and Jennifer walked down the hall. After the pain was gone, I sat up and moved to the wall were Jett was…
"What the hell just happened?" Jett asked me. I have no idea what the hell that was. I don't even remembering seeing the girls last night.
"Your guess is as good as mine, dude what is that?" I said pointing down the hall. Jett and I slowly got up and walked over to where the hall was taped off in police tape. "Are those your clothes?"
"Yup and those are…" Jett and I cocked our heads to the side and then our eyes went wide.
"We killed squirrels last night and painted them pink!" I yelled out, I was now having a panic attack.
"Logan clam down!" Jett grabbed me by my shoulder and shook me. "Logan! Bigger pictures we need to find Kendall." I slowed my breathing down, he was right we needed to find Kendall and find out what the fuck happened. We were getting ready to leave when this big ass dude yelled at us, walked right up to Jett, grabbed him, and pushed him into the wall…
"Where the hell is Moe?"
"Who the hell is Moe?" Jett asked in a little voice. I didn't know what to do I stood there when another dude came and grabbed me and threw me next to Jett.
"Where is Moe?" He asked again.
"What the hell is a Moe?" I asked. I was shaking and trying not to cry. I don't know what came over me I guess I was still little drunk. "We ate him…." I guess that isn't what he wanted to hear. I got punched in the face.
"You little smart ass bitch! Bring Moe to me by 8:00 tonight or else." The dude said and threw Jett back; he slid down and looked at me.
"Please tell me Moe wasn't that little person I think we kid napped and dressed as a baby and the one you had sex with?"
"I hope not…" Jett said.