Dean Winchester sits next to a lovely blonde woman in a bar.
"Hi, I'm Dean," he introduces himself. Normally, she wouldn't be interested, but he's appallingly attractive, so she responds to his conversation.
"Shelly, she says."
"That's a nice name."
"Um. Thanks. It's short for Michelle."
"Ah, right. So, Shelly... What line of work you in?"
"I'm a dental hygienist." She answers. "Well, training to be one. You?"
In response, Dean hands her a business card, which runs as follows:
Dean Winchester
Winchester & Sons
Church Barbers & Royalty Kickers
(126) 435-5746
"Church Barbers and Royalty Kickers?" She asks, perplexed.
"Yeah, you know. Shaving steeples; punting kings. The family business."
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