1. I'm more annoying than Walt.
2. I'm more obnoxious than Walt.
3. I'm more frustrating than Walt.
4. My eyes look like… Nutella.
5. I'm hotter than Walt.
6. I'm cuter than Walt.
7. Too much salt tastes bad.
8. My body guard is cousins with your combat boots.
9. I met you first.
10. I kissed you first.
11. Forbidden love is more exciting.
12. My name only rhymes with US (Sanubis).
13. I have a pet Devourer (Walt has nothing!).
14. "A Dance With Death" sounds so much cooler than "A Dance With Walt".
15. Imagine having "Stone" engraved in a stone when you die!
16. I am smarter than Walt.
17. Walt is impersonating Walt Disney!
18. I am taller than Walt.
19. Other girls are after me.
20. Rule-breaking is fun.
21. I'm a god.
22. I can pull off a kilt without a shirt.
23. Your dad is my stepdad (sort of).
24. I make you smile.
25. Your eulogy would be hard to write because there's nothing to write about. (Ouch)
Haha, no. That's just a joke (but jokes are always half meant). Never mind. You REALLY want to know the last reason why you should date me? Fine.
25. I love you, Sadie *insert middle name here* Kane (more than Walt!)!
Love,
Anubis