Hello people! I have been so busy with everything that I forgot about writing! I have made this one a sort of opener for the story, so, in short, it's short (SNS). Anywho... Quick runover: Edward, Bella and the twins have all fell through a portal into the Harry Potter relm. Interesting, is it not? Oh! I translated the first book to French, so let me know is there are any other languages you'd like me to translate to. Hope you enjoy the book!

They screamed, clutching the children to their chests, as they fell. Landing on a small hill with a huge tree above them, they saw a good-looking blonde man standing before them. He wasn't quite human, but still had those same attributes. Piercing eyes, sharp tongue, somewhat decent complexion. He was the definition of a human being. He politely said to them, "We are terribly sorry for the rough traveling. There wasn't any other way to get you here. Follow me, I will show you to Headmaster Snape. I am Draco, by the way. I teach potions."

Having heard this, Raven asked, "What are you? You don't seem human..."

"That is a correct assumption Ms. Song, or should I say soon-to-be Mrs. Cullen?"

"Mrs. Cullen will do."

"Splendid! Anyways, I am a wizard. Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! You will be teaching the Culinary Arts class, as we have decided to add muggle classes to our school. Mr. Cullen, you will be teaching our Art class. Do these jobs suit you tastes?"

"Wait. We were just transported to a magical relm and now you're expecting us to work as teachers? Maybe you should give us 10 seconds to get our bearings." Edward spoke.

"Yes. Not to mention we have children with us! How are we going to watch them and teach classes at the same time?" Raven said.

Draco responded with a smile, "We have house elves that are well trained for childcare and of course you can take some time to adapt to the situation."

"Thank you." They both replied.

After they both had finished "adapting", they got up off the ground and walked with Draco into the castle of a school. He showed them to their room and said that classes started in a month and they should get to know the school. They found that all of their belongings had been transported and they even had teacher's robes given to them.